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Author Topic: YOU USED TO BE LIZARD! YOU SHOULD NOW PLAY YOU ARE LIZARD 2!  (Read 15479 times)

elitetaco3519

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #225 on: April 11, 2011, 06:24:31 pm »
Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on April 11, 2011, 06:21:08 pm
Quote from: Taricus on April 11, 2011, 06:15:24 pm
Announce yourself as the leader of the defence.
only with Pizzard-slayer at the end
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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #226 on: April 11, 2011, 06:26:05 pm »
Add to front of city gates:

Decapitated heads of Pizzard invaders stuck into spears.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #227 on: April 11, 2011, 06:27:36 pm »
HOW DOTH THY SPEAKETH THY WORDS?
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #228 on: April 11, 2011, 06:28:17 pm »
Formally. Now get me a shrubbery.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #229 on: April 11, 2011, 06:28:23 pm »
QUIT GAME.
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Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD(AGAIN)!
« Reply #230 on: April 11, 2011, 06:29:40 pm »
You slap the face of the lizard with your tongue, and he slaps-
"Then I guess this leader guy belongs to you"
He passes you the leader of the attack

Inv:
Bronze Sword(Trained)(Covered in Blood)
THE FOOLISH PIZZARD PIG DOG WHO ATTACKED YE

Known locations:
Home Village(You're a Hero!)
Tang-Town(Confederacy of Tongues)(Recognition as Peasant Hero)

Status:
Perfectly Healthy

Fame:
Massive in Home Village
Minor in Tang-Town

Companions:
None
« Last Edit: April 11, 2011, 06:31:42 pm by Megaman »
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #231 on: April 11, 2011, 06:31:44 pm »
Add boastfully.

Boast about your accomplishments, then tell stories about your villages myths and conquests, encouraging the leader of the Tongues to do the same.
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Taricus

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #232 on: April 11, 2011, 06:32:50 pm »
Execute the enemy leader.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #233 on: April 11, 2011, 06:36:35 pm »
You say to the leader,
"I am Lindingo Montoya. You have attacked my village. Prepare to die."
You stab him in the heart, and he crumples to the floor in a heap.

Inv:
Bronze Sword(Trained)(Covered in Blood)
THE FOOLISH PIZZARD PIG DOG WHO ATTACKED YE

Known locations:
Home Village(You're a Hero!)
Tang-Town(Confederacy of Tongues)(Recognition as Peasant Hero)

Status:
Perfectly Healthy

Fame:
Massive in Home Village
Minor in Tang-Town

Companions:
None
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elitetaco3519

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #234 on: April 11, 2011, 06:38:01 pm »
take any loot you can find
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Criptfeind

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #235 on: April 11, 2011, 06:49:14 pm »
Gather a army for RETALIATION!
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #236 on: April 11, 2011, 06:51:54 pm »
Interrogate and torture prisonners for information about the Pizzard defence system at their home.  Any weak points, etc.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #237 on: April 11, 2011, 08:18:03 pm »
You look for other prisoners, but the Confederacy of Tongues had taken them for their own purposes, thinking you only wanted the leader. Besides, he probably knows mo- oh right. You go out to find phat lewt, and you find a shield and a spangenhelm.

Inv:
Bronze Sword(Trained)(Covered in Blood)
Wood shield(Untrained)(Cut and Dented From Battle)
Sprangenhelm(Unscathed, Besides Minor Scratches and Dirt on it)
Leather Peasant Outfit(Worn)

Known locations:
Home Village(You're a Hero!)
Tang-Town(Confederacy of Tongues)(Recognition as Peasant Hero)

Status:
Perfectly Healthy

Fame:
Massive in Home Village
Minor in Tang-Town

Companions:
None
« Last Edit: April 11, 2011, 08:19:49 pm by Megaman »
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #238 on: April 11, 2011, 08:21:28 pm »
While everyone is cleaning up, polish and clean thy new equipment. See if you can add any metal ribs or such to the shield to reinforce it a little, and practice with it. Also, take this attack as a sign that you must grow your villages defenses and create a hardened military force, so instruct some lizards to attempt to repair/strengthen the palisade and get people training again.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #239 on: April 11, 2011, 08:21:48 pm »
Count number of legs vs number of arms.
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