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Author Topic: YOU USED TO BE LIZARD! YOU SHOULD NOW PLAY YOU ARE LIZARD 2!  (Read 15040 times)

Megaman

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YOU USED TO BE LIZARD! YOU SHOULD NOW PLAY YOU ARE LIZARD 2!
« on: April 08, 2011, 08:34:03 pm »
This come entirely on a whim.
You are a lizard. You are inside your lizard hut.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2011, 09:44:08 pm by Megaman »
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2011, 08:35:01 pm »
Wait, we have a lizard hut?
What kind of lizard are we?
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2011, 08:36:14 pm »
You are a lizard swordsman. You live with your wife and kids in a lizard village. You are Spanish and some mean fellow killed your father.
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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2011, 08:43:12 pm »
OUR/MY/YOUR NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA!
Hmm.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2011, 08:44:02 pm »
Inigo? What the hell are you talking about? you are Linigo Montoya.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2011, 08:45:11 pm »
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
ANYWAYS!
WE SHALL FIND A QUEST!
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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2011, 08:46:59 pm »
Check what kind of sword we have, as well, before finding said quest.
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Electrum, pedophilia, and necrophilia at the same time!?

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2011, 09:03:32 pm »
GO ON A KILLING SPREE KILL EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2011, 09:06:58 pm »
You have a Bronze lizard swords. You go outside to find q- OH MY LIZARD JESUS! An army of the ebil Pizzard Lizard clan is riding straight towards your village! You must assemble a militia to stop them!
Militia status:
Just you. Foo'

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Bronze sword(you are trained in it's use)
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2011, 09:08:07 pm »
Zoom fastly towards the Vague Thing that is Somewhere Close, ignoring the P-clan.

(nice name :P)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2011, 09:09:41 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on April 08, 2011, 09:08:07 pm
Zoom fastly towards the Vague Thing that is Somewhere Close, ignoring the P-clan.

(nice name :P)
Nay!
ASSEMBLE THE MILITIA
OR SOMETHING!
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2011, 09:11:31 pm »
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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2011, 09:14:42 pm »
MAKE A MILITIA OUT OF FELLOW LIZARD WARRIORS
AND ASSEMBLE THEM
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2011, 09:18:17 pm »
Find FIGHTERS OF LIZARDRY. Make sure they're armed.
POINT them at the P-CLAN.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2011, 09:24:26 pm »
Where shall you look for these FIGHTERS OF LIZARDRY you speak of?
« Last Edit: April 08, 2011, 09:39:24 pm by Megaman »
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