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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55223 times)

jakeread1

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #360 on: May 31, 2011, 12:45:10 am »
Go to that sapling and pee on it
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #361 on: May 31, 2011, 06:56:11 pm »
Quote from: Tarran on May 30, 2011, 11:46:47 pm
Wait.

(I'm really loosing track of everything. What with everyone going everywhere and getting mauled. I have nearly no idea what is going on. I'm going to wait until everyone groups up.)

Porin is getting his armor enchanted.
Bjorn is in bed at the inn.
Ivan is being chased by elves.
Taric is getting his leg set at the castle.
You are following Taric.
Zrk is at the inn, doing nothing.
Cogs is fighting the elves.

Quote from: jakeread1 on May 31, 2011, 12:45:10 am
Go to that sapling and pee on it

While being chased? They'd reach you.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #362 on: May 31, 2011, 08:37:24 pm »
'Taric? (beat) Shut up. We should try and get everyone back together.' Go save Cogs, preferably via pistol.
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #363 on: May 31, 2011, 11:11:58 pm »
We just need mekboy and the wizard.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #364 on: June 01, 2011, 02:13:42 am »
fine give the closet elf a sucker punch!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #365 on: June 01, 2011, 10:09:09 am »
Cogs goes on the defensive, still protesting his innocence.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #366 on: June 01, 2011, 02:37:04 pm »
Alright. Just need the wizard, then I can roll.

By the way, maybe you guys should go to the duke and get rewarded or something. Just sayin'.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #367 on: June 01, 2011, 02:38:21 pm »
It's on my list of things to do. >.> Maybe you should auto Bjorn? He's unconscious at the moment anyway. ^^;
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #368 on: June 01, 2011, 05:01:44 pm »
Learn telekinesis.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #369 on: June 01, 2011, 07:00:54 pm »
Roll 25

Spoiler: Precious Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Warfare Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

Group Kills:
Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff (Killed by everyone)

Objective(s):
Report Death of Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff

Location(s):
Spoiler: RidgeWalled - Castle (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Barakar - Town (click to show/hide)

Porin Keeperechoes-Porin (5+1=6) hopped over to the counter, peered over the edge, and talked to Urist, the shopkeeper.
Porin: Can Urist enchant Porin's armor? Have money, iron axe for trade.
Urist: Aww, what a cute lit--Oh, right. No problem! I have a number of enchantments for sale. Some of them were given to me by the elves--but don't worry, I tested them myself and their fine. Try to throw something at me.
Porin, in response, threw a shoe at Urist. The shoe stopped in midair and then seemingly tore into small pieces before reassembling itself behind Urist.
Urist: Alright, so check them out!

----Urist's Magic Shop----
---Enhancements---
--Armor--
-Fluorescence-250☼-Become a [insert race here] lantern! Makes your armor highly visible, but on the other hand it provides light wherever you are. Can be turned on and off with minor magic skills.
-Bounce-250☼-Roll a 4 or greater to bounce an attack back at an opponent. Must be hit to take effect.
-Strength-500☼-Increases armor tensile strength to that of steel or possibly more.
-Immunize-500☼-Grants total immunity from magic to the user when the armor is worn. Magically conjured fire, etc counts but is only resisted against, not completely negated.
--Weapon--
-Flaming Weapon-800☼-Sets your weapon on fire as soon as you draw it. Deals massive damage!
---Spells---
--Offense--
-Element Ball-150☼-Turn an object in your hand into an element-based ball dealing damage based on the element. Conditions: None.
-Metalize-350☼-Turn any object into the equivalent of steel for the duration of an attack! Conditions: Roll ≥ 3.
--Misc--
-Speed-700☼-Double your speed constantly at will. Adds up over time, allowing for incredible long distance travel speed. Affects weapon speed too! Conditions: Roll ≥ 4.
-Flight-2000☼-Gain the ability to fly until your concentration runs out!

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Bjorn Inmus-Bjorn concentrated, using the very essence of his willpower to try and move his foot. After a good while, his foot started to move!
Bjorn: It's working! I have telekinesis!
Bjorn hoisted himself up, keeping his leg in place with his new found ability. Deciding to further examine his own capabilities, he willed himself to rise off the ground. However, he stood in place.
In fact, because he forgot about his foot, he immediately fell once again.

New Ability: Foot Telekinesis!

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Broken Right Foot

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-Ivan (4+3=7!) pulled his fist back, and forced it forward through the nearest elf's face! The elf's head is cleanly severed and flies beyond the town's walls, and the elf's limb carcass flies a good few meters. The other elves gasp in horror before forming a phalanx with their wooden tower shields and coming at you!
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Back
-Status:
Nose
Fractured Skull

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-(4)
Doctor: Splendid! In that case, there's no cost for the treatment. Come on over...
(Doctor rolls a 1)
Doctor: It seems we have a few difficulties involving the traction benches... could you hold on for a few turns? Maybe you should talk to the duke in the meantime.
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Right Leg

Tarran Terra-You proficiently waste a 4, and follow Taric.
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Broken Leg
Left Eye

'Zrk'-'Zrk' steps out the door to see Cogs and Ivan fighting some elves in the town square. Since the elves seem to be losing, (2) he decides to sit back on a bench and watch the show.
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Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-The elf-phalanx charges at Cogs and Ivan. Ivan is (4) able to escape, but Cogs (6) remains in the way and proceeds to leap over the shields, slamming his foot into an elf on the way down. The elf is knocked unconscious.
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« Last Edit: June 02, 2011, 06:07:21 pm by _DivideByZero_ »
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #370 on: June 01, 2011, 07:03:42 pm »
Go to duke to get payed
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #371 on: June 01, 2011, 07:06:16 pm »
Enjoy the show or intervene if necessary.
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Quote from: PTTG?? on May 24, 2012, 12:34:25 pm
He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

Tarran

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #372 on: June 01, 2011, 07:08:30 pm »
Intimidate the sky to snow. Threaten to stop gravity if it does not comply.

I have no idea. I just have no idea what else to do. I really wish there was a main quest.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #373 on: June 01, 2011, 07:17:29 pm »
This whole thing was a prelude I suppose. There actually is a main quest, it's just that the duke is a very important part of continuing the quest. And none of you are talking to him.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #374 on: June 01, 2011, 07:43:13 pm »
How much is the Iron axe worth? :3
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