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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55201 times)

Mekboy

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #345 on: May 23, 2011, 12:00:00 pm »
Cursing, Cogs carefully extracts his hand from Bjorn's mouth.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #346 on: May 23, 2011, 08:44:55 pm »
This is going to end badly. Drag my hallucinating companions back to the asylum so they can recover in the room.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #347 on: May 29, 2011, 02:29:36 pm »
Kay, time to revive this thing. I decided against using actual coins for currency since it isn't necessary to over-complicate the economy. So now you'll just have your total money in Urists (☼) and inflation just won't happen.

Roll 23

Spoiler: Precious Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Warfare Metals (click to show/hide)

Group Kills:
Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff

Objective(s):
Report Death of Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff

Location(s):
Spoiler: RidgeWalled - Castle (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Barakar - Town (click to show/hide)

Porin Keeperechoes-Porin grinned, treaded over to Jake's store, and pushing the door open, he walked over to the counter under everyone's nose.
He took a moment to glance at the jewelry on display. There were gold rings, silver earrings, and even scepters made from the finest Dwarven steel.
Finally, he peered over the counter and knocked on the edge in literally the cutest manner possible. (5) (Social bonus +2. +1 from abilities, +1 from rolling a 5)

Porin: Hello! Got goods for sale! Silver spoons and golden locket!
Jacob: Why hello there! Those are some nice goods you've got there. I'll give you, lets see, 728☼ for the pendant and 78☼ for the spoons each.
Porin: Alright then. Thanks!

+884☼!

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Bjorn Inmus-(5) Bjorn spat out the dolphin, which proceeded to fly away along the ground. After that, (2) he charged his fist and slapped himself across the road into a sign post.
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Really Broken Right Foot
Bruised Pancreas
Pain
Hallucinating

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-Ivan decided against getting his revenge on Bjorn, and instead set out to find watermelons to consume. In the town square, he located another fruit stand and proceeded to (5) buy twelve watermelons for the price of eleven!

-11☼

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Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-(3-1=2) Nope. The fish returns to attack you!
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Right Leg

Tarran Terra-Tarran dropped the dolls that he was playing with, and proceeded to (1) try and wrench open the door.
Taran: That's odd, why won't it open? Doesn't matter, anyway.
Tarran raised his sword and (6) literally sliced the door in half. Breathing in the fresh and dirty air from outside, accompanied with the smell of donkeys and blood, he left the building and met up with the others.
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Left Eye

'Zrk'-'Zrk' proceeded to grab Bjorn and drag him into the asylum and throw him onto the bed, (5) knocking him out with a gentle blow to the head from his hammer. Taric, since he was already asleep, only needed to be woken up, so Zrk did that (4) by kicking him in the head.
Taric: Ow! Uhh, thanks!
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Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-(4) Cursing, Cogs carefully xtracted his hand from Bjorn's mouth before Zrk carried him off into a bed.
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May I mention, jakeread1, that you are currently bringing 17(!) watermelons with you?
Admittedly, you'll need them later on.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #348 on: May 29, 2011, 02:34:14 pm »
Plotmelons? ;D

Go find a doctor. One that isn't part of the party.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #349 on: May 29, 2011, 02:38:00 pm »
Porin smiled. He had lots of money now! But what to spend it on? He wasn't sure. Did humans make plate mail in a kobold's size? Maybe it would be easier to find a magic shop and get his hide armor enchanted! Good idea. Whistling a kobold song, he trotted around town to find an enchanter.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #350 on: May 29, 2011, 02:39:54 pm »
Follow Taric.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #351 on: May 29, 2011, 02:54:16 pm »
Sleep.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #352 on: May 30, 2011, 06:00:05 am »
Open a watermelon using a punch then proceed to eat it and the share this cure all with the others!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #353 on: May 30, 2011, 02:07:17 pm »
Just need Mekboy and Zrk.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #354 on: May 30, 2011, 02:56:39 pm »
Cogs wanders around town, to try and find some sort of short-term engineering job.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #355 on: May 30, 2011, 02:59:47 pm »
Make a splint and set Taric's leg.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #356 on: May 30, 2011, 11:19:07 pm »
Roll 24

Spoiler: Precious Metals (click to show/hide)

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Group Kills:
Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff

Objective(s):
Report Death of Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff

Location(s):
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Spoiler: Barakar - Town (click to show/hide)

Porin Keeperechoes-Porin scanned the town square with his beady eyes, (4) noticing a glowing orb floating in the distance above a shop. Walking closer, he read the sign: Urist's Rune Shop.
Porin was wary of the name... Urist was a Dwarven name. Why would a Dwarf use magic? Regardless, He carried on into the shop and saw the Dwarf sitting behind a counter with a long steel staff in his hand.
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Bjorn Inmus-(5-1=4) Woohoo...
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Really Broken Right Foot

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-Ivan grabbed one melon and decided to slam his metal fist into it. In concordance to Murphy's Law, the melon hit a small sapling in the distance, disrupting a party of elves!
The elves begin chasing Ivan!
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Back
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Nose
Fractured Skull

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-Taric (4) decided to leave his buddies for a moment and head on over to the castle.
Once inside the castle, he called for a doctor.
Taric: I must have a doctor!
A doctor walked in.
Doctor: Goodness! What happened to your...
Taric: Some Dwarf axed me.
Doctor: Whoever applied that splint is a total moron! Come over to the hospital. I saw you accept the Duke's quest, did they do this to you?
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Right Leg

Tarran Terra-Tarran decided to follow Taric. All the way to the castle. Yup.
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Broken Leg
Left Eye

'Zrk'-'Zrk' tried to splint Taric's leg.
Taric: What are you doing.
'Zrk': Trying to heal your leg!
Taric: But it's already splinted!
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Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-Cogs (2) wandered around town for a bit, looking for a job. Suddenly, Ivan zoomed past him, and an elf grabbed Cogs by the neck and asked him who he was.
Amewade: Are you with this butcher?
Cogs: We just killed a Butcher...
Amewade: LIES!
The elf slashed at Cogs with his masterwork wooded sword, but the attack simply glanced off of Cogs' coat.
Cogs: Is that all you got? Come here!
Cogs (3) kicked the elf in the chest, sending the elf sprawling backwards. The other elves decided to watch the show.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #357 on: May 30, 2011, 11:22:54 pm »
Porin was nervous. Most dwarves didn't like kobolds, even kutebolds. He approached the counter anyway. "Heyo..." he said, glad he at least could look over it. "Can Urist enchant Porin's armor? Have money, iron axe for trade," he said, hands gripping the edge of the counter as he tried to look cute.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #358 on: May 30, 2011, 11:34:16 pm »
"Yeah. Could you fix my leg though?"
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #359 on: May 30, 2011, 11:46:47 pm »
Wait.

(I'm really loosing track of everything. What with everyone going everywhere and getting mauled. I have nearly no idea what is going on. I'm going to wait until everyone groups up.)
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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