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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55207 times)

jakeread1

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #390 on: June 03, 2011, 07:57:11 pm »
Mercilessly beat up all the non dead elves
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #391 on: June 03, 2011, 08:09:46 pm »
Pack my metal armour into my backpack (so I don't freeze to death from the cold it holds) and put on any extra clothes I have. Then meet up with everyone and head for the castle.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #392 on: June 03, 2011, 08:47:17 pm »
Cast a fire spell to un-freeze, than cast an anti-freezing spell on myself.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #393 on: June 03, 2011, 10:38:13 pm »
How do you expect to keep yourself from freezing? Setting yourself on fire?
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #394 on: June 03, 2011, 10:39:10 pm »
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on June 03, 2011, 10:38:13 pm
How do you expect to keep yourself from freezing? Setting yourself on fire?
That sounds like a great idea to me, personally.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #395 on: June 04, 2011, 12:39:50 pm »
Just need mekboy.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #396 on: June 04, 2011, 06:05:11 pm »
Ever the pragmatist, Cogs loots the fallen elves before making his way to join the rest of the group at the castle.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #397 on: June 04, 2011, 06:33:38 pm »
Roll 27

Spoiler: Precious Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Warfare Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

Group Kills:
Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff (Killed by everyone)

Objective(s):
Report Death of Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff

Location(s):
Spoiler: RidgeWalled - Castle (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Barakar - Town (click to show/hide)

Porin Keeperechoes-Porin thanked the dwarf before walking to the door and pulling it open. A loud creak announced the entry of the freezing cold into the room, but eventually the room was filled with cold air, and Porin, immune to magic from the armor, walked out without so much as a chill.
Da-dada-da-daaah...
Porin entered the duke's chamber and met up with Taric.
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Bjorn Inmus-Bjorn (3) casted a burst of fire into the surrounding area, thawing himself, before (1) setting himself on fire and starting the trek to the castle.
Da-dada-da-daaah...
Bjorn entered the duke's chamber, still on fire, before putting himself out with a quick water spell.
Bjorn: Does anyone else smell something burning?
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-Status:
Broken Right Foot
Burned

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-(2) Ivan ran off to beat the frozen elves before being yanked tot he castle by Zrk.
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Back
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Nose
Fractured Skull

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-
Taric: Money! Also, can you heal my leg?
Duke: It is the least I could do.
The doctor walked in.
Doctor: Alright, we've resolved the issues. You can come in now!

+2000☼

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Right Leg

Tarran Terra-Staring up at the now-snow-white sky, Tarran called out to the skies to stop it with the freezing.
(6).....
As soon as he said this, the skies turned a vicious blood-red. Through the endless blizzard, Tarran could see great balls of fire fall from the heavens, roasting the victims of their impact.
Tarran: I think I've gone too far.
Tarran proceeded to the duke's room.
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Broken Leg
Left Eye

Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-Deciding to loot the elves before proceeding to the castle, Cogs (3) grabbed some of the elves' wooden weapons before leaving.
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'Zrk'-Zrk, knowing that his armor would conduct the heat away from his body, (4) put away his armor and marched onwards to the castle, narrowly dodging a meteor impact to his left.
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Alright, everyone can ask the duke for something now.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #398 on: June 04, 2011, 06:36:08 pm »
Go get healed.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #399 on: June 04, 2011, 07:19:28 pm »
Ask the Duke to get my leg healed, and where the nearest gun-shop is. Than Upgrade my Toe-telekinesis to All-foot Telekinesis.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #400 on: June 04, 2011, 07:43:16 pm »
Porin shook his head. "Got new armor, got cheese, got money. Could use new quest though." He sounded very happy about it... then wrinkled his nose and looked at Bjorn. "Maybe wizard should pay Urist visit, buy emm-you-nice for robes? Porin loan cash if needed," he said as he looked around for something to put the fire out with.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #401 on: June 04, 2011, 08:24:23 pm »
I'm still not getting my +1 to intimidating.

Walk outside briefly and shout at the sky to STOP IT AND JUST GO BACK TO NORMAL or I will get so close to the sun that it boils away.

Then go dukie talkie. Ask him for payment and some further jobs.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #402 on: June 04, 2011, 08:42:48 pm »
I'd tell you why you're not getting a +1 but that would involve spoiling the entire next turn.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #403 on: June 04, 2011, 08:45:44 pm »
Let me guess, I'm either intimidating a god or myself?
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #404 on: June 05, 2011, 12:30:08 am »
Go to the quest giving report it doneified
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