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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55172 times)

SeriousConcentrate

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #330 on: May 17, 2011, 10:15:09 pm »
Porin wandered off to find a merchant and sell the axe, the spoons, the coffee table, and the pendent... but he was keeping the spork!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #331 on: May 18, 2011, 05:44:28 pm »
Go back to the asylum and ask if they have any rooms not filled with the mentally ill that we can rent.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #332 on: May 19, 2011, 03:24:16 pm »
Riding on the success of my last bit of completely untrained medicine, Cogs goes and mends Bjorn's leg.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #333 on: May 19, 2011, 05:18:24 pm »
We need Taric. Certainly ironic, don't you think?
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #334 on: May 19, 2011, 05:20:41 pm »
Do'h.

CHARGE!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #335 on: May 19, 2011, 05:56:32 pm »
At what?
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #336 on: May 19, 2011, 06:38:12 pm »
The fish.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #337 on: May 19, 2011, 09:13:51 pm »
Oh, right.
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Re: Let's get moving!
« Reply #338 on: May 22, 2011, 10:36:40 pm »
Guess what guys? I actually got work done today!

Roll 22
Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff

Group Kills:

Objective(s):
Report Death of Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff

Location(s):
RidgeWalled - Castle
Barakar - Town
-East Gate (Bjorn, Zrk, Sir Fiddle, Tarran, Taric, Cogs)
-Town Square (Porin)

Porin Keeperechoes-Porin sets out to find a shop in the town that will buy high-value items.
Porin: Hmm, lets see...
Porin surveys the town square and sees the following shops:
(1) Joseph's Canned Goods
(2) Pierre's Plastic Products
(5) Jake the Jeweler
(4) Zas' Blacksmith
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Bjorn Inmus-Bjorn (1) crams the dolphin into his mouth, noting the crunchy texture and the exquisite taste. He calls out to a nearby watermelon.
Bjorn: Hey, have you ever tasted dolphin meat? It's great!
Watermelon: Bjorn... are you okay?
Bjorn feels the dolphin squirm around in his mouth a bit.
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-Status:
Really Broken Right Foot
Bruised Pancreas
Hallucinating

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-To dodge a dolphin is a relative statement. If there was in fact a dolphin flying in your direction in an adverse manner, then it certainly would be possible to dodge a dolphin. However, because there is no dolphin flying in your direction in an adverse manner, it is not possible to dodge a dolphin at this exact moment in space and time.
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-Status:
Nose
Impaled in Back
Fractured Skull
Pale

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-You charge at the fish with all your might and (5) hack off its left flipper! However, the flipper comes back at you and (1) slams into your face, sending you flying.
Cogs: Great, now we have two people off in loony-land.
Suddenly, the fish swims into your torso, piercing it! You reel backwards in pain!
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-Status:
Right Leg
Pain
Asleep

Tarran Terra-Tarran (3) drops his own doll and picks up (4) Taric's, and stabs it repeatedly! Unfortunately, Taric doesn't feel it too much, though it is affecting his dream.
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-Status:
Broken Leg
Left Eye

'Zrk'-'Zrk' walks over to the asylum and asks if there are any rooms left.
(5)
Man: Why, yes, we have a room free! After watching the show it does seem that your party needs a rest. Especially that wizard-guy.
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Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-Cogs walks over to Bjorn to heal his leg. However, Bjorn (1) jumps up at Cogs and bites him in the hand!
Bjorn: I love mangoes!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #339 on: May 22, 2011, 10:39:41 pm »
Spit out the Dolphin, and Slap myself, than Find a Pillow to sleep on.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

SeriousConcentrate

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #340 on: May 22, 2011, 10:44:12 pm »
Awesome. ^^

After a moment to mull it over, Porin trotted into Jake the Jeweler's. He peered over the edge of the counter in the cutest manner possible and knocked on the edge. "Hello!" he said brightly. "Got goods for sale! Silver spoons and golden locket!" He put them on the counter and looked up expectantly, playing up being a Kutebold for all he was worth.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #341 on: May 22, 2011, 10:44:59 pm »
Wake up.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #342 on: May 22, 2011, 11:27:46 pm »
Bitch about how much I hurt then go around and find watermelons then proceed to shove them in my face....Delicious, delicious water melons...mmmmm
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #343 on: May 23, 2011, 09:55:08 am »
...Uh, ha ha ha ha, err... sorry Taricus!

Get back to da group.
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Taricus

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #344 on: May 23, 2011, 10:00:03 am »
Don't worry. Unless I get your doll ;D
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