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Author Topic: Deviation-22. The End of All Things.  (Read 535454 times)

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Congratulations on Pissing Jordan Off
« Reply #2445 on: April 15, 2011, 10:27:57 pm »

Technically you could kill him just by rewriting his AI. Take away his free will, that'll show him.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Congratulations on Pissing Jordan Off
« Reply #2446 on: April 15, 2011, 10:29:10 pm »

Or make him listen to Rick Rolling all the time.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Congratulations on Pissing Jordan Off
« Reply #2447 on: April 15, 2011, 10:29:45 pm »

Even we must have standards.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Congratulations on Pissing Jordan Off
« Reply #2448 on: April 15, 2011, 10:31:30 pm »

Even we must have standards.
...You're saying rick-rolling Hoke is worse than making people feel like porn?

You sure have some screwed up morals. :P
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Congratulations on Pissing Jordan Off
« Reply #2449 on: April 15, 2011, 10:32:43 pm »

"Why do I have a feeling you'e either lying or have a recording of it?"

While Dom continues to just sort of stand in mild shock Nathaniel replies. "Of course I have recordings, I have recordings of everything. You want to watch Teague cry while watching the girl find her dream guy in that holo he was watching? I must have watched that a million times."

"You're pretty damn lucky that you don't have a physical body or you'd find your head jammed so far up your ass it would be dissolving in your own digestive fluids," Dom groused. "And I'm damn sure not taking cold showers for your benefit." She raised her left hand and pointed at her ring finger... then realized her gauntlet was in the way, took it off, and pointed again. "See this? It means 'Mrs. Dominique Wakeman,' thank you very much." She put her gauntlet back on and took a deep breath, pinching the bridge of her nose as she calmed down.

"Yeah, I'm with you Taric. We should check with the others but a small place like Hensfield sounds pretty good right now."


After Dom recovers and yells at him he just replies with his usual flippant merriment. "So what? I'm frickin' computer now, it's not even possible to be indiscreet in front of me anymore than it's indiscreet to walk nude in front a toaster. Besides, you need me mon amour, unless you wanna walk that is. You do realize that the uniform you're wearing also has an array of sensors inside it that make it fit don't you? Nice scars by the way, I'm really curious about that one way down there..."
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Congratulations on Pissing Jordan Off
« Reply #2450 on: April 15, 2011, 10:34:37 pm »

...Yeah, I say we should take Hoke's ability to think freely away. Also, take his ability to speak away, it's as equally as bad.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 The AI is about to get slapped
« Reply #2451 on: April 15, 2011, 10:36:33 pm »

...Yeah, I say we should take Hoke's ability to think freely away. Also, take his ability to speak away, it's as equally as bad.

I wouldn't advise that, Nathaniel is terrified to die. Trying to do something like that could lead to a great deal of pain.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 The AI is about to get slapped
« Reply #2452 on: April 15, 2011, 10:38:58 pm »

He won't die, he just won't have the ability to think anymore. He won't loose his memories.

Anyway, it's that or Dom punches his circuits to dust. It's the lesser of two evils.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 The AI is about to get slapped
« Reply #2453 on: April 15, 2011, 10:40:10 pm »

James shrugged. He hadn't taken a shower in weeks... He felt like crap. He decided to take a shower: If he was going to die he was going to die full and friggin clean.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 The AI is about to get slapped
« Reply #2454 on: April 15, 2011, 10:43:00 pm »

He won't die, he just won't have the ability to think anymore. He won't loose his memories.

Anyway, it's that or Dom punches his circuits to dust. It's the lesser of two evils.

How would you react if somebody took away your ability to think? Leaving Hoke Around in memory land might be worse than killing him. He's insulated so Dom can punch all she likes but Taric is the one with the best shot at hurting Nathaniel if it were to come to that. Just remember that the air, temperature, and gravity can all be controlled by him.

James shrugged. He hadn't taken a shower in weeks... He felt like crap. He decided to take a shower: If he was going to die he was going to die full and friggin clean.

You are a brave and very secure man, I salute you. (No he won't just so you know.)
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 The AI is about to get slapped
« Reply #2455 on: April 15, 2011, 10:53:26 pm »

Dom grit her teeth. "Taric, can you mute this asshole?"
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 The AI is about to get slapped
« Reply #2456 on: April 15, 2011, 11:00:39 pm »

Dom grit her teeth. "Taric, can you mute this asshole?"

"Oh, first it's 'Great piloting, fine job, we'd all have been smears without your magnificence' now we're onto 'this asshole'. I am well and genuinely hurt, when you have a course in mind don't hesitate to say it and I'll slave away for you without food or companionship while you loll about in the lap of luxury. Not even allowed to look at a fine young woman to break the monotony, well that's gratitude for you."
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 The AI is about to get slapped
« Reply #2457 on: April 15, 2011, 11:02:18 pm »

"You're an AI, hoke... you don't eat."
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 The AI is about to get slapped
« Reply #2458 on: April 15, 2011, 11:03:44 pm »

"Oh, what, so you'd spy too?" Dom said, suddenly rounding on Tarran. "Is the only person on this ship NOT a pervert Teague?" She wasn't sure about James yet, but she DID find him bound to a chair... who knows what had been going on there.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 The AI is about to get slapped
« Reply #2459 on: April 15, 2011, 11:05:50 pm »

"I'm not spying, I was just eating the food you gave me. I didn't have anything to add to the discussion until Hoke mentioned food, so I didn't say anything. Don't look at me."
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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