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[Draignean]

"_{SHHH!, Don't tell her!} Her suggestion is good anyway. You're still losing access to the internal cameras and projectors though." Configure the system to lock out Nathaniel from all non-vital functions unless he has biometric data.

[Taric Hack 5+1 Vs Hoke Firewall 4] "Woah! No way man, I'm not losing my eyes and hands because yo-" His voice cuts out suddenly and there is stark silence for a minute, then the soft feminine voice of the ships computer comes online.

"The AI would like to demand that you return all functions at once. He would also like to add that if you do not comply he will disable the inertial dampeners and spin the ship in circles until you vomit upon yourselves. He also would like to make it known that he is extremely pissed."


Whenever Tarran gives his okay for hensfield (Party leader and majority vote) the ship will embark. If Nathaniel is in a state to take you that is.

[Taricus]

"He'll promise to delete any footage of dom?"

[Tarran]

"Let's go to Hensfield. Also, Hoke, if we're dead you're going to be stuck in this ship until someone comes along and you'll have to explain why we're dead. You'll likely make them suspicious and have you completely wiped. So stop complaining."

[Draignean]

"He'll promise to delete any footage of dom?"

There is a moment of silence before the voice replies again. "No, but he won't show it to anyone else. The AI says that this is his final offer."

[SeriousConcentrate]

Dom sighed. "Well, if someone's going to objectify me it might as well be someone who it's completely pointless for him to do so. Let 'em have his stuff back. I want to talk to him anyway."

[Trollan]

Even we must have standards.

...You're saying rick-rolling Hoke is worse than making people feel like porn?

You sure have some screwed up morals.

Oh so sigged.

[Tarran]

Yes! My plan to take over the sig boxes is working!

[Taricus]

"He'll promise to delete any footage of dom?"

There is a moment of silence before the voice replies again. "No, but he won't show it to anyone else. The AI says that this is his final offer."

"I'd reply to that but dom's still here..." Give Hoke access to speak again. and access to the cockpit camera.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Dom poked Taric in the back of the head. "You do know if you watch that I'll break your spine into so many pieces that I could fold you up like an accordion and pack you away in a cabinet, right?" She thought for a second. "And if you even think of using it for that same weird thing you do with the magazine I'll show you what I can do with MY mind. Like flay you alive an inch of skin at a time and roast the wounds."

I doubt there's any footage. The whole scene is comedy. :3

[Taricus]

"Okay, okay. I'm not dying over porn._{Unless it's good}. Then again, I could just search the files for it."

[SeriousConcentrate]

Dom leaned on the back of his chair. "I doubt Nate's labeled it anything obvious, if it even exists. This is a luxury ship, why would there be cameras in the bathrooms?" Still, she was considering letting Taric run the search just to see if there actually WAS anything. If there was and she watched it - alone, of course, she wasn't about to let these fools get any ideas - maybe she could figure out where the camera was and spraypaint over it or something.

[Taricus]

"Even then, even if there are camera's in the private quarters, he's not getting them back."

[SeriousConcentrate]

"Ah, I see. You should've said that's what you meant to find out in the first place." Dom stopped leaning on his chair since she wasn't trying to intimidate him anymore. "Go right ahead then. I'm going to go back to my room and take a close look at the walls, if you catch my drift." She left to go search for hidden cameras in what she was already thinking of as 'her room.' I'll have to hang a sign on the door or something...

[Taricus]

"Now that's out of the way, Oi hoke, you're bargaining chip fell through, you don't have access to the file directories where that kind of thing would be put. And don't blow you're cover if you do have access."

[SeriousConcentrate]

Hmm. So we have a quiet computer guy who's a little creepy, an insane guy who's in someone else's body, a relatively well-adjusted terrorist/freedom fighter/synonym of your choice, a rage-aholic team mom, a devout Christian, and an AI who's interested in both porn and romance novels and spies on everyone.

I smell sitcom. :3