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[EmeraldWind]

@Frelock

I used the same exact reasoning to come to a different answer, but I think your answer satisfies the "enemy" condition better.

I'm curious to see what the answer is.

[Theifofdreams]

I do believe I know the answer, and it's almost completely spelled out in the riddle.
I don't believe I'm allowed to answer, though. Must. Not. Insert. Obscure. Use. Of. Answer. In. Post.
Woooh!

[Gatleos]

You may want to think a little harder about the "enemy" part.

Anywho...

This thread is hilarious. I have no idea how you keep up with it all and forge ahead at the same time.

You may not realize it, but this story is growing a whole lot faster than the thread is. Plots that have yet to be revealed, plots that already have been revealed in an extremely sneaky way, plots based entirely around random, offhand comments in the thread...

What has happened thus far is just the beginning. Hopefully I can update often enough to actually get to any of it before the friggin' apocalypse.

[kisame12794]

What has happened thus far is just the beginning. Hopefully I can update often enough to actually get to any of it before the friggin' apocalypse Derm gets the Necronomicon back.

[Dermonster]

I really wish I didn't get that damn string of three two's and one's back then.

Also I wish that I had actually heard of Evil Dead before getting the completely out of my depth hint about klatuu barada nicto.

I also wish I had actually put any amount of effort into actually looking for an answer.

[_DivideByZero_]

Hmm.

RW: Mount Cleanzor!
FW: Hmmm... erm... uh... mm..... I'm gonna go with some kind of plant on this one. Grass perhaps. *maybe* a tree, actually no. Trees lose their leaves.
Actually, it could be dirt...

Alright.
Grass.
2nd guess: Dirt.

[Zako]

I really wish I didn't get that damn string of three two's and one's back then.

Also I wish that I had actually heard of Evil Dead before getting the completely out of my depth hint about klatuu barada nicto.

I also wish I had actually put any amount of effort into actually looking for an answer.

Nictu dammit! NICTU! You made the same mistake as ash!

[Dermonster]

I think the root of the problem is that I have no idea who ash was.

(With your context I can guess that he's the protagonist but I have nothing else on him. Or... her?)

[Gatleos]

I think the root of the problem is that I have no idea who ash was.

...Looks like Derm is going to have an unfortunate accident next turn.

[Theifofdreams]

From the wikipedia entry about Evil Dead:
Bruce Campbell as Ashley "Ash" Williams: Ash is the last survivor of the group and the main protagonist of the film. Ash is a young man who only wanted to take his friends on a trip into the woods, unaware of what to expect.
From the Quote given for the TvTropes page on Evil Dead:
"The fact is that you can't hold Ash to the same standard that you hold mere mortals to. He is not only just a complete and total badass; He is the standard by which all future badasses will be measured. So if he wants to jump onto a department store trampoline and fire fifteen perfectly-aimed shotgun shells in rapid succession while soaring twenty feet in the air, he can do it. You and I can't; but you and I are also not Ash. And while it may seem impossible for him to do the things that he does and kick as much ass as he is famous for doing, I assure you that it isn't. Why, you ask? Simple. Because he's Ash."

That's who Ash is. As for what he is: A deadite-killing badass Crazy Awesome pseudo-psychotic man with a chainsaw on one arm that may or may not be directly responsible for ending the world, and after that saving the world in the past. You'd like him, Derm.

[Dermonster]

I think the root of the problem is that I had no idea who ash was.

...Looks like Derm is going to have an unfortunate accident next turn.

That was past tense! PAST TENSE!

[monk12]

I think the root of the problem is that I had no idea who ash was.

...Looks like Derm is going to have an unfortunate accident next turn.

That was past tense! PAST TENSE!

We've already (er, will have already) traveled through time- tense is meaningless!

[Gatleos]

Well, while we're waiting... DbZ's answer is set in stone, anyone else wanna take a crack at my obvious riddle?

[EmeraldWind]

Water.

[HighEndNoob]

Meta: Go in the direction CLeanzor went in.
Fantasy: Pain is for melee fighters! Walk it off!