FANTASY TURN:The quest for
The Keystone has begun.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Establish diplomatic relations with the Goblins! Failed MiserablyBrave the depths of Bistökmafol and deliver the package.
Current SoundtrackBattleActionsFW:Make my right left foot into a right right foot, because my left left foot should be the only left foot left, right?.
(...) You now have two right feet.
Fantasy: Grappling hook to the face!
(...) The grappling hook shoots out of your arm, catching the Bat Man by surprise!
(...) The flying, spring-launched chunk of metal strikes the Bat Man in the face, causing his head asplode! The Bat Man's lifeless body is tackled in midair by Frelock. Meanwhile, the grappling hook flies overhead and latches onto the wall above, pulling you up to the second floor of the open dining room (level 31)! You shake your head and look around. You're standing on a thin walkway on the periphery of the dining room, about 10 feet above the floor below. There are two hallways. One leads to the walkway above, the other into another, unexplored part of the fortress.
Fantasy: I believe there is a batman who needs to be delivered to the mother of death!
(...) You tackle the headless Bat Man's body out of the air and rip it in half with your bare hands! Blood flows to your mistress, and you are rewarded with a brand new liver.
FW: Enter food stockpile. If applicable, look for sun berries.
(...) You run into the food stockpile, slice open a barrel with your battleaxe, and chug a few quarts of ale. When you stand up, you find a small creature staring back at you.
"'Ello, there, Dwarf! Ye seem to be of the adveturin' type. Ye wouldn't happen to be lookin' fer keys, would ye? I got one right 'ere, but I think ye'll hafta earn it."
Fantasy: Follow Urist
(...) You attempt to crawl after Urist, but the shooting pain in your foot has other ideas.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Location: Entrance Hall, Bistökmafol
Currently: Idly mutilating himself in the lobby.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring|
Mutie (Commanding) |
Sword |
Armor |
Rat x2 (Commanding) | ≡Plump Helmet Roast≡
Wounds:
Heavy Burns |
Brittle Skull |
Missing Right Arm |
Missing Leg x2 |
Light Bleeding x2 |
FaintAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Tentacle Arm |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift |
Lightning Rod |
Bonesalve The Savior of Mending |
Two Left Right Feet
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Location: Dining Room, Bistökmafol
Currently: Acquiring the cherished ability to filter blood toxins.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes | Derm's Leg
Wounds:
Missing ArmAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion |
Greater Legsplosion |
Armsplosion |
Lich Curse
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Location: Dining Room, Bistökmafol
Currently: Looking down on his comrades from on high.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow |
Case of Booze | Mysteeeeeeerious Package | Scrying Orb |
Ghost of Bloodbeard (Commanding) |
Living Peg-Leg (Parasitically Leeching Life Force From)Wounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Left Arm Missing |
Missing Leg x2 |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar |
Possessed
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Location: Dining Room, Bistökmafol
Currently: Crawling around uselessly.
Inventory: Robe |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x9 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf Barrel |
Map of BistökmafolWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Twisted AnkleAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact |
Best Death EVAR |
Legendary Swimmer
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionLocation: Food Stockpile, Bistökmafol
Currently: Wishing he hadn't guzzled so much ale just now.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 |
Monkeytear the Fanciness of Wearing | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
Ozurlidod | Crundle Pelt
Wounds:
Missing Arm x2 | Crooked Toe |
Heavy Bruising |
Missing Tooth x2 |
Black Eye |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard | Legendary Leatherworker
Name:
MutieDescription: A giant mass of biological matter with a cat head sticking out of it. It takes orders from Derm.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities:
Venomous Bite
Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Nolsmustul, Goblin Fortress