FANTASY TURN:The quest for
The Keystone has begun.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Establish diplomatic relations with the Goblins! Failed MiserablyBrave the depths of Bistökmafol and deliver the package.
Current SoundtrackBattleActionsMutie: Katamari!
Rats: Attack!
Me: Waterblast goddamn everything reptilian.
(...) A massive orb of water emanates outward from your body, sending the snakes flying into the walls at fatal velocity!
(...) Mutie is sent flying into one of the stalactites you raised earlier.
(...) The one remaining rat is ejected from its hidey hole and flung across the room, but seems otherwise unharmed.
Fantasy: Command the Ghost of Bloodbeard to possess the Batman and save me!
(...) Bloodbeard appears to be sleeping. You continue to fall toward the dining room below,
(...) landing comfortably on a pile of Crundle corpses! The Bat Man hovers over you, ready to strike!
Fantasy: Pick-up the gun, and give the ax to Urist.
(...) You reach over and pick the axe and gun, then lightly toss the axe over to Urist. Urist wanders off, ignoring his friend in mortal peril, not to mention his other friend who could make use of his healing abilities. Or his
own bleeding eye.
FW: Grab my axe and proceed deeper into the fortress.
(...) After receiving your axe from HEN, you head through a door at the back of the dining room. At the other side, you find yourself in the kitchen! A foul stench drifts around a corner at the rear of the kitchen, from what you can only assume is a food stockpile.
Fantasy: Have my body stumble around for a little bit with my head shouting directions at it in a comical fashion, before eventually reconnecting myself.
(...) Having full control of your body despite it being disconnected from your head allows you to explore the full comedic potential of the situation, and you take the chance to perfect the art of repeatedly bumping into walls, tripping over small objects, and placing the wrong head back on your shoulders (a Crundle's), all while your head exasperatedly yells commands at your body from afar. Eventually you tire of these antics and, after making your way clumsily across the dining room, reattach your head. You make a note to yourself to grow out your flaming lich eyebrows, take up cigar smoking, and become an undead vaudeville sensation.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Location: Entrance Hall, Bistökmafol
Currently: Murdering snakes with gusto.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring|
Mutie (Commanding) |
Sword |
Armor |
Rat x2 (Commanding) | ≡Plump Helmet Roast≡
Wounds:
Heavy Burns |
Brittle Skull |
Missing Right Arm |
Missing Leg x2 |
Light Bleeding x2 |
FaintAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Tentacle Arm |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift |
Lightning Rod |
Bonesalve The Savior of Mending |
Two Left Feet
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Location: Dining Room, Bistökmafol
Currently: Whoop-whoop-whooping and schmucking around.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes | Derm's Leg
Wounds:
No Liver |
Missing ArmAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion |
Greater Legsplosion |
Armsplosion |
Lich Curse
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Location: Dining Room, Bistökmafol
Currently: Resting on a feather-soft bed of eviscerated Crundle meat.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow |
Case of Booze | Mysteeeeeeerious Package | Scrying Orb |
Ghost of Bloodbeard (Commanding) |
Living Peg-Leg (Parasitically Leeching Life Force From)Wounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Left Arm Missing |
Missing Leg x2 |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar |
Possessed
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Location: Dining Room, Bistökmafol
Currently: Resting his twisted ankle.
Inventory: Robe |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x9 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf Barrel |
Map of BistökmafolWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Twisted AnkleAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact |
Best Death EVAR |
Legendary Swimmer
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionLocation: Dining Room, Bistökmafol
Currently: Imagining the veritable cornucopia of finely-aged alcoholic beverages in the next room.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 |
Monkeytear the Fanciness of Wearing | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
Ozurlidod | Crundle Pelt
Wounds:
Missing Arm x2 | Crooked Toe |
Heavy Bruising |
Missing Tooth x2 |
Black Eye |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard | Legendary Leatherworker
Name:
MutieDescription: A giant mass of biological matter with a cat head sticking out of it. It takes orders from Derm.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities:
Venomous Bite
Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Nolsmustul, Goblin Fortress
Author
Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising] (Read 303971 times)