FANTASY TURN:This island is going down!
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Current SoundtrackWon't Stop, Just Go!ActionsFantasy: Then grow muscles in my beard. WHILE SOMEONE HEALS ME.
(...) Remembering your DORF ancestry, you call forth to the Dwarven spirits of old! Grandpa Bomrek, killed in a magma channeling accident. Aunt Urist, for whom you were named. The other children on the workshop floor always made fun of you for your female name, but you were proud of your heritage. A true Dwarven warrior she was, gored to death by a skeletal elephant in the great siege of 163 at Burialgears, your former home fortress. Ah, Burialgears. You- oh yeah, the beard thingy. Alright, let's see how this works out. You channel the strength of your ancestors into your beard and achieve the status of TRUE DORF! Your beard begins functioning as a limb!
Fantasy: heal Dorf
(...) You get off of JC, walk out into the brush where Urist is struggling in a block of granite next to the giant snake, and throw a dagger into his arm stump for no reason. The blood is coming faster now and Urist looks faint!
Fantasy: Swim UP!
(...) You'd rather just float here. Oh, you're running out of air.
FW: Cat: go to town.
Me: Continue yelling for help.
(...) Your voice keeps cracking. Seriously, why are these RPG protagonists always prepubescent? It's getting embarrassing.
(...) JC runs through the town, past panicking crowds of citizens and patrols of flustered guards. You're nearing the boat and-
BOOMAn enormous cloud of ash billows up from the crater of the volcano and begins settling over the jungle. The fire is nearing the town! You guys are such good heroes.
Fantasy: Mentally command Elica to save me.
(...) You can see Elica swimming toward you...
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Screeching more.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Giant Cat (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Missing Tooth x2 |
Light Bleeding |
Broken Rib |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Sinking.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes |
Elica Larifera (commanding)Wounds:
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Sinking.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon GunWounds:
Right Forearm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Helping Urist a lot.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x25 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Crooked Leg |
Heavy Bleeding x2Abilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionCurrently: Flexing his beard.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo PegarmWounds:
Missing Arm x2 |
Very Heavy Bleeding |
Broken ToeAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory:
Wooden SpearWounds:
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat