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Author Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising]  (Read 302758 times)

Frelock

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 67: Glasses Pull]
« Reply #795 on: March 31, 2011, 05:18:42 pm »

Meta: Continue to prep the room so no matter what comes at us when we hit that button, we will be ready.

Spring away harder!  Better!  Faster!  Stronger!
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 67: Glasses Pull]
« Reply #796 on: March 31, 2011, 05:21:02 pm »

Meta: Grow a beard.
Fantasy: Utilize beard to break granite.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 67: Glasses Pull]
« Reply #797 on: March 31, 2011, 07:04:14 pm »

Meta: Claim the Kamina glasses, then check out the pedestal

Fantasy: Use grappling hook to launch us all higher into the air



Really? Passed on the best glasses? Dibs!

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 67: Glasses Pull]
« Reply #798 on: March 31, 2011, 10:21:33 pm »

I'm just waiting for something insane to happen to Frederick so he's interesting to draw.

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Turn 68
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META TURN:

OOOOONTS

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Trespasser

Actions
RW: Try to decipher outgoing signals contents. And find out where the music is coming from.
(...) You closely examine the contents of the signal. Looks like it's being sent from your cranial implant to the bridge, and then broadcast from this room. Also, it seems to be a two-way connection, retrieving information from somewhere far away and transmitting it back to the bridge.
You follow the beat to a metal hatch on the wall. Even with your ear pressed to the wall, you can't hear any more than the beat.
Meta: Get out of the pile than find more stuff from it.
(...) You toss away your old mop, then grab two new ones and lash them together with some cleaning rags. You are now the Darth Maul of janitors.
Meta: Continue to prep the room so no matter what comes at us when we hit that button, we will be ready.
(...) Using your extensive knowledge of ^'s and *'s, as well as 4-dimensional mechanics, you set up a series of pressure-activated switches attached to heavy equipment hanging from the ceiling. There's so many it's hard to move around without hitting one!
Meta: Grow a beard.
(...) Through sheer willpower, you alter your genes in such a way that you will never be able to grow facial hair again.
Meta: Claim the Kamina glasses, then check out the pedestal
(...) You run down the hall and slip the glasses on!
You then run back to the comm station and check out the pedestal. There are five LEDs on its surface, and three are lit up with a bright magenta color. Other than that, it looks just like the last one.

Status

Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: Screwing with the communications equipment.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Spear | Marshall Coburn (commanding)
Wounds: None
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG

Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Setting up traps in the communications center.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Laser Dagger
Wounds: None
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds

Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Polishing his shades.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Plasma Rifle
Wounds: None
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis

Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Currently: Swinging his dual-headed mop in the air.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Rubber Gloves | Medkit | Power Cleaner
Wounds: Missing Legs
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT

Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Feeling the irony of his dual-personae's unbalanced facial hair ratio.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | 1/2 Jumpsuit | Turban | Unicorn Band-aids | Glass Shard | Fake Ammo Belts | Caruso Shades
Wounds: Missing Arm | Broken Nose | Heavy Bleeding x3
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now

Name: Marshall Coburn MkII Combat Droid
Description: A giant mechanical spider made of smaller mechanical spider parts. It was fitted with an advanced AI routine and can now talk. It also has a self-powered eye-laser taken from the remains of Xenocalamus.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: Eye Laser


Group Attacks
Impromptu Singalong

Locations

The S.S. Periclase

Main Deck

Deck 2

Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator

EARTH!

Elevator Controls

Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.


Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)
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Hmm...

I want to keep playing, and since it's in my head, I'm going to assume that if i turn it off i will die.

RW: Attempt to slightly 'blur' the signal.

FW: Cat: Ride into town.

Me: Yell for a doctor.

Snake: Grab Urist and drag him to town.
« Last Edit: March 31, 2011, 11:05:05 pm by dermonster »
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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No wait, didn't you see Battle Royale? Disabling the communications equipment is the only way to win! At the very least, broadcast some static or something to jam the transmission.


Meta: Go beyond the impossible

Fantasy: Swim! SWIM FOR OUR LIVES!

I'm not a very good Sky Pirate- every time I go up, I seem to come back down. Blasted "gravity"...

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Fine, I'll try something.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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monk12

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What? Caution? WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH DERM! :P

Dermonster

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no, fantasy me is wildly destructive. because he has freaking magic that makes booboo go away.

Whereas in real world Derm is soft meat jellybag.

With a kickass giant mechanical spider, but still.

Don't worry as soon as I'm fully healed I'll be sure to cause some horrific atrocities for you, 'k?
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
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"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Hooray atrocities! Wait...

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no, fantasy me is wildly destructive. because he has freaking magic that makes booboo go away.
ONCE. You healed a creature once. Every other time you lit someone on fire or twisted them into an unrecognizable abomination.
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I don't see the difference.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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no, fantasy me is wildly destructive. because he has freaking magic that makes booboo go away.
ONCE. You healed a creature once. Every other time you lit someone on fire or twisted them into an unrecognizable abomination.

Right! And THEY'RE STILL ALIVE!

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Meta: Get everyone in here and be ready to push the button

Fantasy: Swim and find land/a boat.
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Just need Chicken and Saiyan...
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