I'm just waiting for something insane to happen to Frederick so he's interesting to draw.
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Turn 68
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GoalsFind the keycard stations.
Current SoundtrackTrespasserActionsRW: Try to decipher outgoing signals contents. And find out where the music is coming from.
(...) You closely examine the contents of the signal. Looks like it's being sent from your cranial implant to the bridge, and then broadcast from this room. Also, it seems to be a two-way connection, retrieving information from somewhere far away and transmitting it back to the bridge.
You follow the beat to a metal hatch on the wall. Even with your ear pressed to the wall, you can't hear any more than the beat.
Meta: Get out of the pile than find more stuff from it.
(...) You toss away your old mop, then grab two new ones and lash them together with some cleaning rags. You are now the Darth Maul of janitors.
Meta: Continue to prep the room so no matter what comes at us when we hit that button, we will be ready.
(...) Using your extensive knowledge of
^'s and
*'s, as well as 4-dimensional mechanics, you set up a series of pressure-activated switches attached to heavy equipment hanging from the ceiling. There's so many it's hard to move around without hitting one!
Meta: Grow a beard.
(...) Through sheer willpower, you alter your genes in such a way that you will never be able to grow facial hair again.
Meta: Claim the Kamina glasses, then check out the pedestal
(...) You run down the hall and slip the glasses on!
You then run back to the comm station and check out the pedestal. There are five LEDs on its surface, and three are lit up with a bright magenta color. Other than that, it looks just like the last one.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derek L.Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: Screwing with the communications equipment.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers |
Metal Spear |
Marshall Coburn (commanding)Wounds: None
Abilities:
Code Expert |
Neckbeard |
NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Setting up traps in the communications center.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit |
Laser DaggerWounds: None
Abilities:
Uncanny Prediction |
Actuary's Lament |
Tweak the Odds
Player: monk12
Name:
MonkOccupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Polishing his shades.
Inventory:
Moist Top Hat |
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit |
Plasma RifleWounds: None
Abilities:
Applied Phlebotinum |
TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life |
MacGyvering |
Telekinesis
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
Kyle HammersOccupation: Janitor
Currently: Swinging his dual-headed mop in the air.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit |
Mop | Rubber Gloves |
Medkit |
Power CleanerWounds:
Missing LegsAbilities:
That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! |
Clean Freak |
Custodial Might |
EMT
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
John FreemanOccupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Feeling the irony of his dual-personae's unbalanced facial hair ratio.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
1/2 Jumpsuit |
Turban |
Unicorn Band-aids | Glass Shard | Fake Ammo Belts |
Caruso ShadesWounds:
Missing Arm |
Broken Nose |
Heavy Bleeding x3Abilities:
Major Payne |
Fullmetal Jacket |
Apocalypse Now
Name: Marshall Coburn MkII Combat Droid
Description:
A giant mechanical spider made of smaller mechanical spider parts. It was fitted with an advanced AI routine and can now talk. It also has a self-powered eye-laser taken from the remains of Xenocalamus. Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities:
Eye Laser
Group AttacksImpromptu SingalongLocations
The S.S. Periclase
Main Deck
Deck 2
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.
FANTASY TURN:This island is going down!
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Current SoundtrackWon't Stop, Just Go!ActionsFW: Me: Try to patch up my broken rib.
Cat: Rush through to the boat!
(...) You sock yourself in the rib and feel it puncture something! Great, now you're bleeding internally.
(...) The cat stops dead in its tracks.
Fantasy: Pull out the arrow.
(...) You press the arrow further into the wound, and blood starts pouring from the hole!
Spring away harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!
(...) Feeling a little daft, you put all of your strength into a single, mighty leap, and prepare to soar above the canopy! Just then, you see Edgar readying his grappling hook!
Frelock: "Noooooooooooooooo-"
Fantasy: Utilize beard to break granite.
(...) You begin to saw through the granite using your booze-encrusted beard. You make just enough progress to slip one of your arms out of the rock.
Fantasy: Use grappling hook to launch us all higher into the air
(...) Just as the humungous amount of tension in the spring shoes releases, you fire your grappling hook at the tallest nearby tree and yank hard on the cord! The combined force of the grappling hook and the spring shoes launches the three of you high into the air, far above the island! You nearly black out as the blood rushes to the back of your head and the air pounds against you! Then, quite suddenly, you slam hard into a body of water and begin sinking below the surface.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Still getting punched. Heh.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Giant Cat (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Missing Tooth x2 |
Light Bleeding |
Broken Rib |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Sinking.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes |
Elica Larifera (commanding)Wounds:
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Sinking.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon GunWounds:
Right Forearm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Harming himself.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x25 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Crooked Leg |
Heavy Bleeding x2Abilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionCurrently: Chiseling. That's how Dwarves make stone crafts, you know. They don't use hand tools, just beards.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo PegarmWounds:
Missing Arm |
Broken ToeAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory:
Wooden SpearWounds:
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Author
Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising] (Read 304071 times)