FANTASY TURN:The Elven sacrifice
will soon begin has begun!
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath!
Current SoundtrackFinal Super Mario Fantasy Boss Culex Theme Type ThingActionsFantasy: Grappling Hook Arm. Point Blank Range.
(...) Without the ability to see, Unirat doesn't even flinch and the harpoon buries itself deep into the rat's chest! It is bleeding profusely!
Suddenly, several Elves armed with wooden bows leap down from the stands!
Fantasy: Stab unirat with swordfish nose (which should be affixed to my pegarm, correct?), If not attack with battle axe again
(...) You stab the rat in the side with the swordfish nose repeatedly! The Unirat is bleeding even more now!
Fantasy: Spring down from the stands and slash at the rat's head.
(...) Before you can jump down to the pit, another Elf jumps on your back and starts gnawing on your scalp!
FW: I'VE HAD IT! WITH THE LACK OF GODDAMN SNAKES ON THIS GODDAMN TREE!
Cat: Attack!
George: Now's your time to shine buddy! Show him who's boss!
(...) An unusually small anaconda appears nearby.
(...) The cat leaps at the rat and they start tussling in the center of the arena! In the struggle, Unirat rolls over the bag containing the oddly forgettable demon, presumably crushing every bone in his body. Edgar is swept off his feet and swung through the air by his harpoon cord (which is still stuck in the Unirat's gut), circling the edge of the arena!
(...) Suddenly, George leaps into action and joins the fight, swinging his spear wildly at Unirat and
JC alike!
(...) The spear slices through Unirat's arm and it screeches in pain, yanking on the harpoon cord! Edgar slams into Frelock, carrying Heisenberg and the Elf along with him!
(...) The spear tears through the JC's guts, sending a shower of blood in every direction! George then tosses his spear at Unirat!
(...) Unirat bobs its head out of the way and the spear impales the anaconda (who had been leaping through the air to bite the Unirat)! The spear keeps going and pins the anaconda to the Elf on Frelock's back's forehead as the three pass by hanging from the harpoon cord!
Fantasy:
HEN Used Musket!
1-5(roll dependent) hits!
(...) Reloading your musket freakishly fast as you do so, you pump three expertly-aimed shots into the Unirat's head! The flying musket ball strikes the Unirat in the head, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain! Frelock, Edgar and the Elf with an
anaconda pinned to his forehead with a spear fall to the arena floor as the Unirat falls over and the cord slackens.
VICTORY!**You are still trapped at the top of a giant burning tree and surrounded by enemies.Irithe!
The first Elf fires an arrow at
(...) Frelock,
(...) but he crawls out of the way!
Sesi!
The second Elf fires an arrow at
(...) HEN,
(...) hitting him in the chest! He stumbles and slips off the branch, but grabs on at the last moment to avoid falling to his doom!
Ileda!
The third Elf fires an arrow at
(...) Frelock,
(...) striking him in the chest!
Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Watching George kick ass.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Giant Cat (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Broken RibAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Laying on the arena floor.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes |
Elica Larifera (commanding)Wounds:
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Laying on the arena floor.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon GunWounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Hanging on for his life.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x33 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Broken Leg |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionCurrently: Standing in the coliseum, dripping rat blood.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo PegarmWounds:
Missing ArmAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance (...)
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory:
Wooden SpearWounds: None
Abilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat