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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1050 on: June 04, 2011, 03:47:30 pm »
1716: You stand at the foot of the attic ladder as your wife furiously ransacks it looking for that crib side and you think to yourself, "Well, what do you expect when you set the stockpile to accept everything?" (RL example)

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1051 on: June 05, 2011, 07:05:33 am »
1717. You try to build a wall out of soap.
1718. You demand items made of hen's teeth.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1052 on: June 05, 2011, 12:11:19 pm »
1719. You actually read this far from the beginning.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1053 on: June 05, 2011, 04:08:48 pm »
1720. you think you are in the matrix, and can decipher some of the code-not seeing ASCII graphics, but what they represent more clearly. and you are waiting for Urist McNeo to give everyone freedom
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1054 on: June 06, 2011, 11:32:26 am »
Quote from: Dradym on June 05, 2011, 04:08:48 pm
1720. you think you are in the matrix, and can decipher some of the code-not seeing ASCII graphics, but what they represent more clearly. and you are waiting for Urist McNeo to give everyone freedom
1721: You decide you are Urist McNeo and wander around the place in a trenchcoat running from men in suits.
1722:You managed to unplug yourself from reality with the help of Urist McMorpheus. You know Kung-Fu Dwarven Wrestling.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1055 on: June 06, 2011, 09:41:12 pm »
1723:  you decided to try megaconstructions in real life, with predictable "fun" resulting      http://videos2view.net/dominoes.htm
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1056 on: June 23, 2011, 09:06:01 am »
This thread is still alive?

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1057 on: June 23, 2011, 09:50:16 am »
Actually it wasn't.

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1058 on: June 23, 2011, 10:00:02 am »
'Tis undead now...

1724: You post on a thread consistently misspelling 'signs' for so long the thread dies and is revived by the threads maker saying how surprised they are it's still alive.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1059 on: June 23, 2011, 01:01:24 pm »
1725: You constantly annoy people to compile this thread :P
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1060 on: June 23, 2011, 02:50:13 pm »
1725: When you find 1725 ways to know when you played DF too much.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1061 on: June 23, 2011, 07:59:59 pm »
1726: The DF website is the first thing you check when you wake up and the last thing you check before bed.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1062 on: June 25, 2011, 12:30:18 pm »
I wonder how many of those numbers are dublicates. ;D
Anyway, I'll just continue:

1727: When you're planning to go to the city to buy some stuff and remember that you need to get some steel bars, too.
1728: When you're at a subway station with differently colored stone floor tiles and wonder if the red ones are bauxite.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1063 on: June 25, 2011, 02:39:01 pm »
Quote from: Khris on June 25, 2011, 12:30:18 pm
I wonder how many of those numbers are dublicates. ;D
See 1725? I've counted several dozen of those.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1064 on: July 14, 2011, 03:23:56 pm »
1728: When you see everything is squares, and complain when people try to put multiple buildings on the same square
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