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Author Topic: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much  (Read 270454 times)

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1080 on: August 01, 2011, 11:35:06 am »
868) You hear the music in your head all day long... and you're fine with it.
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Zack, my boy, practicality - or the lack of it - has never stopped a Dwarf Fortress player before. You want to find a way to play this game without your eyes? Someone here with the know-how will be able to help you and we'll be damned if we let a little thing like the practicality of a solution get in our way.

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1081 on: August 02, 2011, 04:02:10 pm »
869) You brew moonshine out of mushrooms.
(Sorry if this has already been done)
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1082 on: August 02, 2011, 06:21:15 pm »
870. In MineCraft you build Magma Cisterns
871. In mincraft,  when you finally get a wolf, it dies due to falling into your magma cistern.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1083 on: August 03, 2011, 07:24:04 am »
872. You use elf as the most offensive swear word in the world.
« Last Edit: August 03, 2011, 07:31:53 am by Audioworm333 »
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1084 on: August 03, 2011, 08:28:19 am »
Quote from: Audioworm333 on August 02, 2011, 04:02:10 pm
869) You brew moonshine out of mushrooms.
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I wish it could, mushrooms have damnedly little carbohydrate content. :'(
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1085 on: August 03, 2011, 11:13:40 am »
873: Wonder why there's still an economy.
874: Give the local hippies wooden stuff as gifts.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1086 on: August 03, 2011, 11:44:25 am »
875. You constantly murder botanists, calling them "pansy elves."
876. You think it's perfectly fine to make a totem out of your neighbors' skull and a cap out of their skin, so long as you give them both names.
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1087 on: August 05, 2011, 08:34:18 pm »
877. You are typing something in notepad about DF, notice an error in the text 25 chars or so to the left, and try to shift-left to get there faster.

(You forgot a mouse existed)

I've read e'm all, but can't remember if it's been done.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1088 on: August 05, 2011, 08:35:38 pm »
Quote from: Areyar on August 03, 2011, 08:28:19 am
Quote from: Audioworm333 on August 02, 2011, 04:02:10 pm
869) You brew moonshine out of mushrooms.
(Sorry if this has already been done)
I wish it could, mushrooms have damnedly little carbohydrate content. :'(

Mushroom wine is damn tasty when spiced properly.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1089 on: August 05, 2011, 09:50:26 pm »
Quote from: narhiril on August 01, 2011, 10:59:58 am
863: You only socialize with people who are right on top of you.
That's how some people socialise.

878: You try to explain to someone the merits of firing kittens out of a giant cannon - and wonder why they are looking at you funny.
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Quote from: highmax28 on October 17, 2013, 11:33:59 pm
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What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1090 on: August 05, 2011, 10:16:13 pm »
When modded creatures outnumber vanilla creatures.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1091 on: August 06, 2011, 02:29:15 am »
879: You love sunshine, and hate sunlight. (SIIBDB)
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1092 on: August 11, 2011, 01:35:58 am »
880: You build a lever-controlled drawbridge inside of your house and refer to it as an "atom smasher"
881: You regularly dispose of unwanted items and "uninvited guests" with your "atom smasher".
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1093 on: August 11, 2011, 11:34:15 am »
Quote from: narhiril on August 01, 2011, 10:59:58 am
863: You only socialize with people who are right on top of you.
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Quote from: Where_are_the_gnomes? on August 06, 2011, 02:29:15 am
879: You love sunshine, and hate sunlight. (SIIBDB)
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882: You made an "atomsmasher" in Minecraft. (guilty)
883: You have a Minecraft texture pack in which water and magma are shown by blue and red numbers.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1094 on: August 11, 2011, 01:12:10 pm »
884: You keep looking for the RAW files so that you can edit pet War Giant Scorpions into your life.
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