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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1020 on: May 08, 2011, 11:27:41 am »
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1021 on: May 10, 2011, 10:55:59 am »
1704: Whenever anyone talks about any subject, you immediately translate it into a bunch of ASCII figures.

Seriously, I think DF has overwritten my brain.
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What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1022 on: May 10, 2011, 10:58:31 am »
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1023 on: May 10, 2011, 03:35:28 pm »
1705: You can clearly see that first of these levers is not pulled but second is: òó
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1024 on: May 10, 2011, 03:46:24 pm »
Quote from: Urk on May 08, 2011, 09:41:29 am
1703 You start to see dwarf fortress references in all movies, like in "Willy Wonka & Chocolate factory"

Oompa loompa compilation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0zZttfUaw

At first minute you see that there is dwarfen pump operators working, and some others dumping sugar bags to underground river.

...and next you see group of dwarfes hauling blue colored megabeast to refuse stockpile.

...you will understand that their skin color is what it is because of diet onlyconsisting of plump helmets and wine made from it.

...and at last minute you see group of new recruits in white leather armor first hanging around randomly and then have some wrestling spar session.


This nigtmarish boat trip that children must make to get candy makes you understand why films name contains "&".

Can he really do this to those poor children... oh yes Candyman can!

1706: You can never again watch that movie and take it seriously.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1025 on: May 10, 2011, 03:46:49 pm »
Quote from: Urk on May 10, 2011, 03:35:28 pm
1705: You can clearly see that first of these levers is not pulled but second is: òó
17067: This terrifies you because there is no note on the lever.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1026 on: May 14, 2011, 03:29:47 am »
1707. When you visit the zoo, you always run away when you see a dangerous animal.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1027 on: May 16, 2011, 10:09:11 am »
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1028 on: May 16, 2011, 01:36:01 pm »
1708: You think that World Beard and Moustache Championship is really cool sport!

OMG! This is legendary beard, on the object is an image of moose in beard!

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1029 on: May 16, 2011, 03:50:02 pm »
Quote from: Urk on May 16, 2011, 01:36:01 pm
1708: You think that World Beard and Moustache Championship is really cool sport!

OMG! This is legendary beard, on the object is an image of moose in beard!

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That is one awesome beard.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1030 on: May 18, 2011, 02:50:38 pm »
1709: You wonder what magma tastes like.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1031 on: May 18, 2011, 05:05:06 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on May 18, 2011, 02:50:38 pm
1709: You wonder what magma tastes like.
Tastes a bit like chicken.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1032 on: May 18, 2011, 08:08:58 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on May 18, 2011, 05:05:06 pm
Quote from: Angel Of Death on May 18, 2011, 02:50:38 pm
1709: You wonder what magma tastes like.
Tastes a bit like !!chicken!!.

Fixed that for you.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1033 on: May 18, 2011, 08:32:40 pm »
Fake 1710: You cannor believe a thread with this lame and dull gimick has lived on for so long.

But by all means, keep posting sgins. Every dozen or so is an extra number to my "Largest Thread Ever" Count.
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Re: Sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1034 on: May 19, 2011, 10:16:23 am »
1710: You don't care that this thread with this lame and dull gimmick has lived on for so long - You're too busy playing Dwarf Fortress to even notice.
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