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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1065 on: July 14, 2011, 04:45:47 pm »

Well, I just counted...

After updating the list up to this point, we have

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sgins left before we hit 1000, meaning we're actually on sgin #846. So, without further ado:



847. You trawl the internet looking for complex fractal patterns, just for inspiration for new housing designs for your fortress.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1066 on: July 14, 2011, 05:47:59 pm »

848: you attempt to adapt a potion from a witch in The Witcher in the name of !!SCIENCE!!, only to nearly poison yourself to death
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1067 on: July 15, 2011, 06:44:18 am »

When on vacation halfway accross the world, you make an effort to score a bit of bauxite (because the country is known for its Baux-mines), planning to carve it into a mechanism (e.g. a cog/gear).
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1068 on: July 15, 2011, 08:38:21 am »

849: Your stone tabletops are made from magma-proof materials, just in case.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1069 on: July 15, 2011, 08:42:07 am »

850. You hear the word "Microcline" and you automatically go berserk with excitement.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1070 on: July 15, 2011, 09:28:06 am »

849: Your stone tabletops are made from magma-proof materials, just in case.

Yeah, I wanted that, but thanks to the economy, I'd get thrown out of me own home. :(
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1071 on: July 15, 2011, 10:25:15 am »

851: You consider BabyBjörn a critical supplier of armor...
852: You see:
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853: You realize that the adjective 'epic' applies to both nouns...
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1072 on: July 20, 2011, 02:09:13 am »

854: You realize that with almost 7 billion occupants and an untold number of animals, time must be going much slower than it should, and have resolved to fix this by throwing junk under drawbridges.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1073 on: July 20, 2011, 02:14:37 am »

855: You accidentally refer to Greenpeace and other environmentalists as elves.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1074 on: July 20, 2011, 10:10:29 am »

856: You belive the drawbridge was the most powerfull weapon avalible to medival man and don't see why modern militaries don't use them still.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1075 on: July 23, 2011, 01:35:39 pm »

857: You've set up a mysterious floodgate in your parents' room incase they make any unreasonable demands.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1076 on: July 23, 2011, 05:46:41 pm »

850. You hear the word "Microcline" and you automatically go berserk with excitement.
Guilty, i saw a block of microcline in a museum in Norway and was like "omg microcline lol". Not so much berserk as geeking out, though. :P

Also, 858: You can stack an infinite amount of objects in your garbage bin. Or you try to, anyways.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1077 on: August 01, 2011, 01:19:27 am »

859: The first site you check when you get internet is the Bay12 forums. (guilty  :P)
860: When you hear "Olivine" you go "ewww".
861: When you see a long, dark corridor you constantly check under your feet.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1078 on: August 01, 2011, 10:06:39 am »

850. You hear the word "Microcline" and you automatically go berserk with excitement.
Guilty, i saw a block of microcline in a museum in Norway and was like "omg microcline lol". Not so much berserk as geeking out, though. :P

Shook has admired a +block of microcline+ some time ago.

862: When at a party you complain about the lack of chairs.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1079 on: August 01, 2011, 10:59:58 am »

863: You only socialize with people who are right on top of you.

864: You thrust your mop around like a spear sometimes to "train misc object user."

865: You're afraid of clowns.  Even the funny kind.

866: You give birth during a regular work day, pick up the infant, and carry on.

867: You realize that you now have a favorite stone and favorite metal.
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