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[Bohandas]

I appear to have misplaced a flute which cost the better part of my life savings.

losing expensive stuff is the worst. I'm currently in the pricess of trying to find a $250 mp3 voice recorder I misplaced and that had all my audio journals on it (which is what I'm really worried about. I got it when it was on a deep discount sale  and didn't actually pay $250 for it; it was cheap once and someday they'll be cheap again, but I can't replace those diary entries).

Found it!

[Baffler]

I appear to have misplaced a flute which cost the better part of my life savings.

losing expensive stuff is the worst. I'm currently in the pricess of trying to find a $250 mp3 voice recorder I misplaced and that had all my audio journals on it (which is what I'm really worried about. I got it when it was on a deep discount sale  and didn't actually pay $250 for it; it was cheap once and someday they'll be cheap again, but I can't replace those diary entries).

Found it!

Yay!

[KingofstarrySkies]

And keas. Don't forget the keas. _{(Yes I know keas don't normally murder sheep)}

Anyway, I am expected to work nine days in a row starting with tomorrow. How do I not die!?

I read keas as Koss. I was very confused for a minute.

[Spehss _]

And keas. Don't forget the keas. _{(Yes I know keas don't normally murder sheep)}

Anyway, I am expected to work nine days in a row starting with tomorrow. How do I not die!?

I read keas as Koss. I was very confused for a minute.

...are you saying that, unlike keas, you usually murder sheep?

[Jopax]

Three hours of working on a comission. Went to the bathroom while PS was working trough some stuttery brush strokes. Come back to find it completely frozen and unresponsive.

I can only shut it down and I have no idea how far back is the autosave.

Fuck...

Edit: Ok, friend advised I send the laptop to sleep and wake it again to unfreeze it, that worked, so we're back on track, yay!

[Calidovi]

And keas. Don't forget the keas. _{(Yes I know keas don't normally murder sheep)}

Anyway, I am expected to work nine days in a row starting with tomorrow. How do I not die!?

I read keas as Koss. I was very confused for a minute.

...are you saying that, unlike keas, you usually murder sheep?

^{*breathes heavily*}

[Gunner-Chan]

^{*breathes heavily*}

The sheeplust intensifies.

[Calidovi]

Ticks are more common with sheep, I think.

One of the greatest dangers facing the sheep population of NZ, second only to STDs.

haha good thing american sheep dont get stds they use condoms made from their own skin

[Steelmagic]

I like to think of dreams I had the previous night, as I go to sleep, apparently.

The night before last I had a dream about a girl with long black hair like those horror movies killing two people outside my window. It was hard to get to sleep last night.

[Baffler]

According to the search, I never linked this.

Dear Jesus.

Thanks for posting that, that was really well written.

[Baffler]

According to the search, I never linked this.

Dear Jesus.

Thanks for posting that, that was really well written.

Don't forget to read the comments, just in case you missed some things.

I did miss some things. I didn't think it could get any worse, but I was wrong.

[Yoink]

According to the search, I never linked this.

Oh man, this reminds me so much of the Goosebumps books I used to read.
I don't think I'm up to the good part yet, but I'm enjoying it already.

[Loud Whispers]

Sheesh, talk about hazardous treehouses

[Graknorke]

According to the search, I never linked this.

While I'm not usually one to advocate killing people, I'm pretty sure that the whole situation could have been resolved with like three murders.
And then razing the entire town to the ground because seriously fuck those guys.

At any point does it explain why

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the women at the mine aren't infertile? I get that the Prescott and the sheriff were living off bottled water and canned food to avoid whatever's in the water, but the women there had still been taking in that stuff for years.

[Baffler]

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the women at the mine aren't infertile? I get that the Prescott and the sheriff were living off bottled water and canned food to avoid whatever's in the water, but the women there had still been taking in that stuff for years.

AFAIK it doesn't. It was something I was thinking of earlier.

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Not all of them do end up fertile enough. That's part of the purpose of the Shiny Gentleman. Apparently there's gonna be a part 5 where the hurt is put on the lot of them though, and I'm really looking forward to that.