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[Angel Of Death]

Then I got nuked by Canada. 

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Shadow President

What? ...How?! Canada doesn't even start with nukes... and they're your ally! What the hell did you do to the world to cause them to nuke you anyway?

Canada is often quick to turn on you when you're being an evil prick. He must have made them increase nuclear funding and maybe funded their nuclear program.

Hey is the sequel CyberJudas any good?

Never played it. But from what I've heard, it's completely inferior. I've been trying to find a copy everywhere, so I can find out for myself.

[C4lv1n]

Then I got nuked by Canada. 

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Shadow President

What? ...How?! Canada doesn't even start with nukes... and they're your ally! What the hell did you do to the world to cause them to nuke you anyway?

Canada is often quick to turn on you when you're being an evil prick. He must have made them increase nuclear funding and maybe funded their nuclear program.

We're alright with you being an evil prick, just be polite about it.

[Tellemurius]

Then I got nuked by Canada. 

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Shadow President

What? ...How?! Canada doesn't even start with nukes... and they're your ally! What the hell did you do to the world to cause them to nuke you anyway?

Canada is often quick to turn on you when you're being an evil prick. He must have made them increase nuclear funding and maybe funded their nuclear program.

Hey is the sequel CyberJudas any good?

Never played it. But from what I've heard, it's completely inferior. I've been trying to find a copy everywhere, so I can find out for myself.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B0006FFW6Q/ref=dp_olp_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1222023607&sr=1-1

[Orangebottle]

I played Spelunky today.

Threw a vase or whatever those things are in an enclosed space, received jumping spider in the face.

[Haspen]

I played Spelunky today.

Threw a vase or whatever those things are in an enclosed space, received jumping spider in the face.

Ha, ha...

Spiders in the vases. They never get old...

[Orangebottle]

I played Spelunky today.

Threw a vase or whatever those things are in an enclosed space, received jumping spider in the face.

Ha, ha...

Spiders in the vases. They never get old...

Then there's the old,"Crush a shopkeeper with a boulder on accident, become wanted and get shotgun to the face at the end of every level" trick.
Oh, and let's not forget,"Accidentally throw a bomb while inside a store, receive free bullets."

[Reudh]

That's why you always whip the vases open, then whip again.

As for the shopkeeper, if you want to enrage them, stand about a shop length away, have a rope if you need to climb up, and throw a bomb. Or, steal an item from them. If you're running at a full sprint you'll have about a second to find a way to avoid the bullets (the further they travel, the harder they are to avoid) and with luck you can draft him into a maneater  (doesn't kill him, just puts him out of action for a few seconds) or a bomb.

Free shotgun. Free whatever you want. I enraged shopkeepers in the Black Market when I had a shotgun and jetpack. Much fun and lewt was had, until i died to the seventh one.

[olemars]

Decided to replay Little Big Adventure for the first time in, like, 16 years. Opened a door behind which a friendly-looking creature was standing. Turned out it wasn't so friendly. Back to start.

I'd forgotten how unforgiving this game is. You take damage from everything, including jogging into any obstacle. Desperately needs a quicksave.

[mendonca]

Headbutted by a charging goat-thing and launched off a cliff.

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Magicka. On occasion, I make an effort to get past this bit at chapter 3, but find it extremely frustrating as the goat-things keep launching me to my death, again and again and again.

The one time I did get to the end AND killed the tree-animating-wizards, I decided to experiment with my spells and cast 'crash-to-desktop' before it saved my progress. I am doomed never to enjoy this game to its potential.

[Micro102]

Headbutted by a charging goat-thing and launched off a cliff.

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Magicka. On occasion, I make an effort to get past this bit at chapter 3, but find it extremely frustrating as the goat-things keep launching me to my death, again and again and again.

The one time I did get to the end AND killed the tree-animating-wizards, I decided to experiment with my spells and cast 'crash-to-desktop' before it saved my progress. I am doomed never to enjoy this game to its potential.

All the different types of creatures are weak to different magics. Keep looking for their weakness (However giant boulders seem to kill everything equally). And maybe try a freeze spell or a simple no element push spell to throw them away. Or maybe a shield spell.

[jaxy15]

Tried to stomp on a blue frog from high above. It jumped out of the way at the last second and then killed me.

Spelunky.

[NewsMuffin]

I decided that rushing the final objective with only a pistol and no backup was a good idea. I did manage to kill three or four of them before I bled out, though.

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Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad

[Angel Of Death]

"Hey, a [REDACTED]!. OHSHIT, BOULDER!"
*dodges boulder*
"DIE, VANDAL"
"Wait, what did I d- *recieves shotgun to the face*"

Spelunky.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I failed my Thievery roll while attempting to steal a gem and fell off a boat, breaking my neck.

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Fabled Lands: Cities of Gold and Glory

[Astral]

After finishing a rather boring starter mining run, started to warp out. And warped right into the asteroid I had been abusing earlier.

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Evochron: Mercenary