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FuzzyZergling

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4665 on: January 21, 2012, 11:24:16 am »
Quote from: klingon13524 on January 21, 2012, 10:35:08 am
I had just gotten to the second "stage" of Spelunky (the one that resembles Terraria's underground jungle) and I was immidetly confronted with a jumping red bug, which was attacking me. I whipped it, and it just stood there, blinking.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4666 on: January 21, 2012, 12:47:56 pm »
Some locals were complaining of Deathclaws, and I volunteered to deal with them. Silly me, I thought they were talking about a gang of thugs called themselves the Deathclaws, not... :-\... Deathclaws.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4667 on: January 21, 2012, 12:52:28 pm »
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Quote from: Kilika on April 03, 2010, 11:21:40 pm
If someone is going to mess with my fort, they deserve to drown in poop.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4668 on: January 21, 2012, 01:12:11 pm »
I just remember another one.
Covert ops kept finding my bases, including several warehouses just moments from having Mainframes brought online(expensive as hell...). So, to survive, I start renting data servers.

"Oh look, I open a node in Cork."
"*You're base in Cork is ready."
Almost instantly:
"*Covert ops have found your base in Cork. Automated security protocols have destroyed all evidence, blah blah blah"
Repeat until all bases dead.
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They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4669 on: January 21, 2012, 01:14:04 pm »
@ Akura. Yay for localisation rights >.> Go Go Sopa brethren.

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Quote from: Kilika on April 03, 2010, 11:21:40 pm
If someone is going to mess with my fort, they deserve to drown in poop.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4670 on: January 21, 2012, 04:06:02 pm »
I opened a chest and it had a bomb in it. I was like "OHGODWHATDOIDO"
And then I died.

Spelunky.
Kinda sucked cause I had a shotgun.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4671 on: January 22, 2012, 07:02:44 am »
Tried to goomba stomp a man eating plant.
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By creating a gobstopper that never loses its flavor he broke thermodynamics
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4672 on: January 22, 2012, 07:49:32 am »
So, apparently the second to last level of grappling hook + rope isn't enough to reach the last ledge I need in order to avoid falling into a pool of acid.
The good news is, acid tastes great, and that hook got what it deserved.
The bad news is, I no longer have skin. Or any kind of meat whatsoever.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4673 on: January 22, 2012, 07:54:03 am »
I got mugged after being arrested after selling brownies. :P
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Then I got nuked by Canada.  :o
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Then I got spawnrailed.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4674 on: January 22, 2012, 08:08:06 am »
Hit by a dart, sending me up to another dart trap, and then sending me forward into ANOTHER dart trap.

Spelunky.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4675 on: January 22, 2012, 12:31:27 pm »
"I'm sure most adventure parties aren't that deadly... Oh look there's a injured one, it shouldn't be too hard to finish off...". Summoner sent out 3 creatures to attack me, suicidally charged in but by this time the dwarf warrior had come in and stunned me, leaving me easy prey to him and the summons.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4676 on: January 22, 2012, 01:17:46 pm »
Quote from: TolyK on January 22, 2012, 07:54:03 am
Then I got nuked by Canada.  :o
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What? ...How?! Canada doesn't even start with nukes... and they're your ally! What the hell did you do to the world to cause them to nuke you anyway?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4677 on: January 22, 2012, 08:10:02 pm »
Quote from: Tarran on January 22, 2012, 01:17:46 pm
Quote from: TolyK on January 22, 2012, 07:54:03 am
Then I got nuked by Canada.  :o
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What? ...How?! Canada doesn't even start with nukes... and they're your ally! What the hell did you do to the world to cause them to nuke you anyway?
Canada is often quick to turn on you when you're being an evil prick. He must have made them increase nuclear funding and maybe funded their nuclear program.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4678 on: January 23, 2012, 12:13:19 am »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on January 22, 2012, 08:10:02 pm
Quote from: Tarran on January 22, 2012, 01:17:46 pm
Quote from: TolyK on January 22, 2012, 07:54:03 am
Then I got nuked by Canada.  :o
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What? ...How?! Canada doesn't even start with nukes... and they're your ally! What the hell did you do to the world to cause them to nuke you anyway?
Canada is often quick to turn on you when you're being an evil prick. He must have made them increase nuclear funding and maybe funded their nuclear program.
Hey is the sequel CyberJudas any good?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4679 on: January 23, 2012, 12:41:36 am »
My three companions and I were jumped by some Demons of Pain. We were completely outnumbered. I held out for a while with my steel glaive and shield, but eventually took the chieftain's iron cleaver through my left lung, collapsed, and bled to death. I was listening to dramatic music from the Bastion OST.

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