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[Mangled]

As the title says here is where we share tales on our latest videogame cause of death.
For me it was a missile in the face. (Bad Company)
AFTER MANY PEOPLE ASKING WHAT GAME YOU ARE ON ABOUT IN THIS THREAD I HAVE MADE IT MANDATORY FOR YOU TO TELL US IN YOUR POST. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN YOU GETTING METEOR SWARM'D
TO DEATH.
Seriously guys, just spoiler it or something.
(Repeat offenders shall be called names.)

[PrimusRibbus]

Tsssssssssssssssssssssss

[Thexor]

Impaled on the wall with a drill. Yay for being bored and reloading Bioshock!

[ein]

Too many bullets, missiles, lasers, triangle things, etcetera.

[Asehujiko]

203mm HE shell to the engine compartment right at the spawn. He was either radarhacking or took the time to learn every single spawn location and then shot one at random.

Well technically I didn't die but he killed my driver, my loader, damaged the engine, tracks and ammo storage, so I decided to quit instead of trying to crawl into battle at 2kmph and firing 0.52 shells per minute with reduced accuracy, the KV is already irritatingly slow without being crippled.

[Dorten]

Got me cwewed up by cacodemon 

[Cheeetar]

I insta-failed the tutorial to Vampire Masquerade Bloodlines when I got spotted by some enemy vampire.

[Ozyton]

Someone whipped me in the finger, knocking me unconscious. Then, he whipped me in the head, causing my skull to fracture and penetrate into my brain. I was wearing a helmet and gauntlets, too.

[Sean Mirrsen]

You don't technically die in the game, but last I lost was to a friggin army of Khergit horse archers. I got hit by about three dozen arrows in the span of three seconds.

[Nilocy]

While heroicly trying to save a teammate I got ganked. Real hard.

[Spiral42]

Was so busy admiring my massed armloads of redstone, gold and diamonds, that when I jumped down a hole to grab some iron I didn't think for a second that it might be about to fill up with magma...

[LordBucket]

Swarmed in my hut by angered monsters because I conjured too many gems all at once and didn't have the mana to banish them.

[Blaze]

My mind was scoured clean, and then I existed as a mindless slave and worked for years until I burned out, then I was transported to the depths of hell to be willingly devoured by hordes of demons.

The lesson here: Never pray at an altar guarded by eldritch abominations.

[Aqizzar]

I got shot to death by a random security guard with an M-16.  Before that was a DethSquad shotgunner.  Before that was a slew of Human Warlords with various weapons.  Before that was an unhelpful portal that deposited me in a cave under a mile of ocean.  Before that was a cheap-ass Monolith guard with an RPG.  Before that was a Core battleship and my own incompetence.

[Blargityblarg]

Got my eyes gouged out by an ettin, went insane and committed suicide-by-seventeen-followers