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[NJW2000]

Lovely, did you make it just for me?

[Wilfred of Ivanhoe]

One of my dwarves named one of his shields rather nicely.

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[bernhari]

A dwarven deity of metals named The Silver of Copper.

That must be the most unoriginal name ever.

[soulsource]

It seems that one of the monsters to test the quality of my fortress defences was doomed to do this from birth.
The poor thing was called Stâsost Testmonster.

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[Nyxalinth]

I just genned a world for Deathsword's Dwemer Fort Mod, and got some good civ names:

The Coalition of Style (They're fabulous!)

The Pusses of Kneading -- has to be Khajiit.

The Entrance of Cacti-- OWW!

The Lungs of Grizzling (am guessing they do a lot of whining)

The Realm of Fondling--make your own jokes here!

The Society of Lathering--Main export would no doubt be soap

The Neutral Band --If we die, tell my wife I said 'Hello'

The Unholy Black Fire  --that one is awesome

The League of Pulling  --I bet their one-handed skill is through the roof.

The Group of Lovers --Ohh, myyyyy

[Nyxalinth]

Well, I'm back, with an ash demon name:

Rekos Lustdrool the Seducer of Hogs.

There's a civ called Candyskin.  Someone mod this.

And an FB called Pecawi the Thief of Hearts lol.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

Nobody Will Tell In The End was a legendary mongoose leather-bound book.  The written portion consists of a 189-page autobiography entitled Nobody Will Tell In The End, authored by Leto Quakewilt.  It concerns the human necromancer Leto Quakewilt.  The writing is thoroughly mechanical.

Start Your Day With The Tower: Get your zombie coffee!  Guaranteed to wake you up, lethally poison you, and reanimate the remains!  Only at Silverylead.  Made by Bomrek Doorsummit.

The Tall Hill: Isn't that just a mountain?

The Big Dune: Again, really sounds like a mountain.

"The Bodices of Silver": Really?

"The Palace of Guts": A good name for once, considering it's the name of a ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓ [CENSORED] full of ▓▓▓▓▓▓ [CENSORED].  In the older versions, some ▓▓▓▓▓▓ [CENSORED] would decorate the place with organs and tortured sapients.

"The Wordy Goat": That market must sell a lot of talkative goats sheep.  Because otherwise it's just too obvious.

"The Scraped Cloud", built by the "Euphoric Fellowship."  Skyscrapers, anyone?  Mead halls could go pretty high, I guess...

The Dwarf The Easy Way: Necromancer's Meta-Tutorial to Dwarf Fortress

[TheHossofMoss]

In my Civilzation, "The Bent Hammers," there is a fortress called "Nutshoots."

Ouch.

[Skribbblie]

I was wandering through a human town today when I ran into a holy site called "The Abbey of Hell".

[Timeless Bob]

Dwarven Deity: Mothram Orngimidar "Mothram the Unremarkable Dog"

Most often takes the form of a rotting male dog and is associated with jealousy, death and blight.

[StumpytheOzzie]

I put this in the other thread about favourite names but I think it also belongs here.

The odorous bodices.

[Nyxalinth]

Even though I've read these all before, somehow reading them with my boyfriend and his friends makes it even funnier.  They don't even play!

[Atarlost]

I have an artifact iron amulet called "Elmbetad Nazomegur, Swayedmatch the Dreamy Sorrow".  It menaces with spikes of native silver.  I'm worried the creator not only read Twilight but is on team {whichever one isn't a werewolf}. 

One of my axe lords has named his axe "Tustemruzos, The Courteous Extrication." 
A swordmaster named Lor Spearfocused has named his sword "Edtuldesor, Groovedtrance."  I guess he likes fullers. 

I also have interesting names in historical events. 
Bluntglacier, an apparently human settlement in The Massive Forests.  Someone was killed there by a tiger during "The Attack of Violence." 
There's an elven civ named The Hail of Carnage.  The humans attacked them in "The Splattered Battle."  And I'm sure with iron weapons against wood there was a lot of splattering and a hail of carnage. 
Dunesdance is an apparently elven settlement, also in The Massive Forests.  I'm starting to get suspicious about these "forests."
Lema Skirtsoared, the elf ripped the right lower arm off Quithe Youthfulsmile, the elf during "The Outrageous Sieges."  It sounds like someone didn't like having her soaring skirt looked up.
An elf named Ohe Dangercourage killed a less interesting fellow during "The Assault of Martyring."
I had a forest titan named Fepa Mistytufts, the Plain Deer.  I think it was a spider made of steam.
Also during The Assault of Martyring, an elf with the surname Hammerspoon killed another elf with the suspiciously un-elfish surname Fellbronze. 
A human named Kafek Jokecottage smashed the second to, right foot of an elf during "The Assault of Rage."  I'm sure they both laughed about it afterwards. 
An elf named Cimathi Romanticfangs was killed by a nameless goblin.  Good riddance to vampire sympathizers. 

Everyone should browse their statues occasionally.  It's satisfying to see elves killed by bobcats even if that one had a boring name. 

[Skribbblie]

I genned a world today with a region known as The Plain of Naughtiness.

[Nyxalinth]

I just got a Dwarven civ called "The Sour Tower".

Well, you're not supposed to lick it!