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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 273772 times)

ThatZommy

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1050 on: October 06, 2015, 02:54:34 am »

I was recording a video for youtube, and I was looking at the Dorf I named after myself's relationships.
His deity:
Symmetry Balancedequal the Symmetric Stability of Neutralization

No, I'm not kidding. Totally serious. Took a screenshot.

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Genuinely the most hilarious name I've come across in DF. Not even the sexual innuendo fortress names top this for me.
« Last Edit: October 06, 2015, 02:58:39 am by ThatZommy »
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« Reply #1051 on: October 06, 2015, 04:24:52 am »

That's probably the patron deity of boringness.
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« Reply #1052 on: October 06, 2015, 08:13:44 am »

That's probably the patron deity of boringness.

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« Reply #1053 on: October 22, 2015, 08:06:36 pm »

A forgotten beast named:"The Spurt of Juice" a towering humanoid composed of water.  It squirms and fidgets.  Beware it's noxious secretions!
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1054 on: October 23, 2015, 10:10:09 am »

My latest WorldGen has the following adjacent:

Joyous Tropical Shrubland- The Hills Of Sweetness
Terrifying Tropical Forest- The Jungle Of Illness

I kind of want to embark here, but I actually have experience with 1/2 a map being Reanimating (Terrifying is almost guaranteed, Sinister & Haunted are 50/50), and it is surprisingly difficult.  Especially when you start mining the Caverns, and can never be sure which Biome something has died in.

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1055 on: October 23, 2015, 11:18:19 am »

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1056 on: October 23, 2015, 11:27:35 am »

I was recording a video for youtube, and I was looking at the Dorf I named after myself's relationships.
His deity:
Symmetry Balancedequal the Symmetric Stability of Neutralization

No, I'm not kidding. Totally serious. Took a screenshot.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Genuinely the most hilarious name I've come across in DF. Not even the sexual innuendo fortress names top this for me.
GHAHAHAHABAHAHAHA
@Staalo:Double dose of irony there, huh?
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1057 on: October 24, 2015, 10:22:48 am »

I was recording a video for youtube, and I was looking at the Dorf I named after myself's relationships.
His deity:
Symmetry Balancedequal the Symmetric Stability of Neutralization

No, I'm not kidding. Totally serious. Took a screenshot.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Genuinely the most hilarious name I've come across in DF. Not even the sexual innuendo fortress names top this for me.
GHAHAHAHABAHAHAHA
@Staalo:Double dose of irony there, huh?

I created original art of your god of boring true neutral alignment. It took a long time, using pencil and paper.

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1058 on: October 27, 2015, 03:19:47 pm »

A possessed woodcutter just produced Akuthvathez Laniralûth, Sullenvirgins the Sly Defect, the mule bone crossbow.

That dirty bastard.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1059 on: October 28, 2015, 06:05:43 pm »

I generated a world and all the dwarves were living on one mountain, called The Mountain of Drinks.

Very dwarven.
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« Reply #1060 on: October 29, 2015, 03:59:50 am »

Ozsit Ducksucks is a Diety of The Connected Gorge. Ozsit most often takes the form of a male dwarf and is associated with disease and seasons.

Yep, that's gonna give you something nasty dude, and ducks are pretty seasonal too.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1061 on: October 30, 2015, 10:47:32 pm »

Got a dwarf named Tun Murderlances. Got another dwarf named Ilral Searchbusts.

And, of course, rng gave my embark group the name of "The Spires of Murdering".
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1062 on: October 31, 2015, 01:18:39 pm »

Tobul Magicwall - dwarven wizard hunter.
Ral Workedslip - dwarven thresher. "Days without Ral breaking a limb: 0"
The Peaceful Nation - Aquatic elven civilization. "Hello, we're The Peaceful Nation. We're not warmongers". Sounds legit to me.

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1063 on: October 31, 2015, 07:44:23 pm »

I was recording a video for youtube, and I was looking at the Dorf I named after myself's relationships.
His deity:
Symmetry Balancedequal the Symmetric Stability of Neutralization

No, I'm not kidding. Totally serious. Took a screenshot.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Genuinely the most hilarious name I've come across in DF. Not even the sexual innuendo fortress names top this for me.

i found Balancedequal's house of worship, The Symmetric Sanctum.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1064 on: November 03, 2015, 11:20:26 am »

My first dwarf to gain a title in Lancedweakened, a female axelord, was dubbed "the Virginal Crow." I just wish this had happened on a glacier.
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