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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #122565 on: May 29, 2017, 11:36:28 am »

Stereotypical American: Fat, stupid, drunk, with a gun.

Your president is at least two of these, possibly three. Unlikely four at the same time, but who knows.
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« Reply #122566 on: May 29, 2017, 11:39:12 am »

Stereotypical American: Fat, stupid, drunk, with a gun.

Your president is at least two of these, possibly three. Unlikely four at the same time, but who knows.

He's a teetotaler, so, he wouldn't be drunk.
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« Reply #122567 on: May 29, 2017, 11:40:15 am »

Teetotaler? I think the person you're thinking of has been dead for more than a decade now, and was German.
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« Reply #122568 on: May 29, 2017, 11:43:22 am »

I forgot to add the stereotype of "needlessly aggressive" and its sister "obnoxiously loud."
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« Reply #122569 on: May 29, 2017, 11:44:22 am »

Teetotaler? I think the person you're thinking of has been dead for more than a decade now, and was German.

He's referring to Trump, hence the 'stereotypical American'.

I forgot to add the stereotype of "needlessly aggressive" and its sister "obnoxiously loud."

Isn't obnoxiously loud also a British stereotype (HA, see what I did there?)?
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« Reply #122570 on: May 29, 2017, 11:48:09 am »

I don't think it's part of the stereotype? I suppose those forming the stereotypes would know better than I, though :P
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« Reply #122571 on: May 29, 2017, 11:49:28 am »

It was an attempt at ribbing you in good fun.
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« Reply #122572 on: May 29, 2017, 11:53:33 am »

Isn't obnoxiously loud also a British stereotype (HA, see what I did there?)?

Not British, no, but both German, French, and Italian could apply.
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« Reply #122573 on: May 29, 2017, 12:08:40 pm »

I think it's less obnoxiously loud and more boisterous and lively, though, for those countries. Though I don't believe I've heard the "loud German" one.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #122574 on: May 29, 2017, 12:53:44 pm »

Stereotypical American: Fat, stupid, drunk, with a gun.

Your president is at least two of these, possibly three. Unlikely four at the same time, but who knows.

* Hans quietly hides his gun, booze, and sucks in his gut.



I am not actually fat. Or stupid, I hope. But I fit most of these stereotypes. Needlessly aggressive, and I can be pretty loud.
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« Reply #122575 on: May 29, 2017, 01:06:38 pm »

* Hans quietly hides his gun, booze, and sucks in his gut.



I am not actually fat. Or stupid, I hope. But I fit most of these stereotypes. Needlessly aggressive, and I can be pretty loud.

Oh hey, a kindred spirit!
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« Reply #122576 on: May 29, 2017, 01:14:37 pm »

i dont have any  though the gun is on my list.

my roommate is being obnoxious.  he wakes up at 0330 to crap every day, thunders around on his heels, has shit loud obnoxious friends he cooks with on the weekends  and has some issues with hygiene.  anyone on b12 want to move to my state and pay half my rent with me?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #122577 on: May 29, 2017, 04:20:30 pm »

A man complained about "kids" all getting trophies while drinking out of his "World's Greatest Dad" mug....
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« Reply #122578 on: May 29, 2017, 04:44:05 pm »

My actual WTF here is that only ITMO and SPbGU are among the Russian winners - these are some of the top universities of St. Petersburg. I would have also expected to see MGU and MIEM HSE of Moscow among the winners, but it doesn't look like they even participated. That's pretty strange to me.

Can't say I resent them, but of course I do, damn northerners always taking all of our glory, second capital my ass, you know what we have that you don't? a sun, that's what. Assholes

I say, pass them back to us, if they are being a bother. It has been rather empty since Norway walked out, and having Ingria would aid in snapping Estonia back up into the fold one day. I must say that you used the land more wisely than we did, St. Petersburg looks quite impressive, and after all, sun-light is nothing to fuss over. It comes back every summer, plenty of time to lap up enough to last over the winter.
I can assure you, after one year or so back under the gold and blue, they will be much less eager to give lip to old brother Moscow. Ve have vays.

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« Reply #122579 on: May 29, 2017, 04:48:13 pm »

A man complained about "kids" all getting trophies while drinking out of his "World's Greatest Dad" mug....

Usually when i see an argument regarding giving kids trophies, its that they dont feel these kids are being made to work for that reward, are just getting a trophy for participating and nothing else. I literally got a participation trophy for playing on the 2nd grade soccer team, even though we never once won a game and really i was one of the worse players. A "worlds greatest dad" mug can be bought for $10, i think my employer sells them, or did, technically its not a trophy even if it was a given as a gift, unless he won it in a raffle or something, so i dont see how that detracts from his argument in itself. What exactly is weird about that?
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