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[Flying Dice]

Damn my slow Australian internet.

You think your internet is slow? My Michigan internet is literally giving me, according to speedtest, 10 Mbps right now. This forum is about the only site lightweight enough to load.

TEN MBPS!?

YOU LUCKY SOD!

It usually goes three times that. Sometimes it drops all the way down to three or so.

Also, that's download speed, upload is a fraction of it.

That's insane. My high-speed dorm connection gives me 3MB/S at best. Home internet means I have to start streaming videos fifteen minutes before I start watching.

[Bdthemag]

This is amazing.

if() == check()
for() == check()
while() == check()

Instead of "running" a program, which implies thin privilege and pressure to "work out", programs are "given birth". After birth, a program has a 40% chance of doing what is done in the code, 40% of "not in the mood" (i.e. nothing occurs), and 40% of randomly reorganising the execution order of the functions found in main(). Math(s) don't real.

In case anyone still gave a shit, the entire project was removed by the GitHub staff after people on twitter started complaining and bringing it up. Now it's on bitbucket and people are even trying to somehow get the people who are running bitbucket to take it down. This is fucking hilarious.

[Darvi]

Ahurrhurrhurr.

[Skyrunner]

I think Darvi lives near the University of Kent. Just a wild guess.

[Darvi]

You'd be wrong.

[MaximumZero]

Damn my slow Australian internet.

You think your internet is slow? My Michigan internet is literally giving me, according to speedtest, 10 Mbps right now. This forum is about the only site lightweight enough to load.

TEN MBPS!?

YOU LUCKY SOD!

It usually goes three times that. Sometimes it drops all the way down to three or so.

Also, that's download speed, upload is a fraction of it.

Um, my Michigan speed tops out at 3 Mb/s, and download speed is usually 200k or so, if I'm on it alone at night. During the day, it's roughly 25k/s.

[Gentlefish]

I'm actually surprised it's that good. My internet usually pings out on me.

[Graknorke]

Pretty bad. Compared to what those good-for-nothing politicians and bankers in London get anyway.

[WealthyRadish]

I clicked a pen against my forehead, and can't stop doing it. That sound.

[Arx]

Damn my slow Australian internet.

You think your internet is slow? My Michigan internet is literally giving me, according to speedtest, 10 Mbps right now. This forum is about the only site lightweight enough to load.

TEN MBPS!?

YOU LUCKY SOD!

It usually goes three times that. Sometimes it drops all the way down to three or so.

Also, that's download speed, upload is a fraction of it.

MBPS, or KBPS? If it's the latter, then that is slow, and you have my sympathy. If it's the former, I am envious. Very envious.

[da_nang]

Damn my slow Australian internet.

You think your internet is slow? My Michigan internet is literally giving me, according to speedtest, 10 Mbps right now. This forum is about the only site lightweight enough to load.

TEN MBPS!?

YOU LUCKY SOD!

It usually goes three times that. Sometimes it drops all the way down to three or so.

Also, that's download speed, upload is a fraction of it.

MBPS, or KBPS? If it's the latter, then that is slow, and you have my sympathy. If it's the former, I am envious. Very envious.

* da_nang sees correct use of prefixes

* da_nang is happy.

[miauw62]

This is amazing.

if() == check()
for() == check()
while() == check()

Instead of "running" a program, which implies thin privilege and pressure to "work out", programs are "given birth". After birth, a program has a 40% chance of doing what is done in the code, 40% of "not in the mood" (i.e. nothing occurs), and 40% of randomly reorganising the execution order of the functions found in main(). Math(s) don't real.

In case anyone still gave a shit, the entire project was removed by the GitHub staff after people on twitter started complaining and bringing it up. Now it's on bitbucket and people are even trying to somehow get the people who are running bitbucket to take it down. This is fucking hilarious.

Apparently some guy in #coderbus started the twitter thing after it was brought up in that channel.

[MagmaMcFry]

Just to make you feel better about your own bandwidths:

[Skyrunner]

Obligatory. And to think that 78.53 Mb/s is only better than  85% of Korea. That'd be a 3 out of 9 in the Korean grade system

[Haspen]

Is it that time of year again?



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