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[Darvi]

Well, Lootas are considered thieves by most other orks, mainly because they nick everything. The Deathskull clan are thieves as their sort of shtick.

However, Lootas are also very open-minded about their posessions. If an Ork is skilled enough to be able to steal anything from a Loota, he won't claim his posession (at least not when the thief is looking) - he stole it fairly, after all. Some Lootas insist that 'sharin' is an essential part of Ork Kultur, but most Orks insist that Lootas are a bunch of thieving skumbags, with no more honour than a baked squig.

Ye gods, Ork Commies.

[scrdest]

Well, Lootas are considered thieves by most other orks, mainly because they nick everything. The Deathskull clan are thieves as their sort of shtick.

However, Lootas are also very open-minded about their posessions. If an Ork is skilled enough to be able to steal anything from a Loota, he won't claim his posession (at least not when the thief is looking) - he stole it fairly, after all. Some Lootas insist that 'sharin' is an essential part of Ork Kultur, but most Orks insist that Lootas are a bunch of thieving skumbags, with no more honour than a baked squig.

Ye gods, Ork Commies.

You mean Kommiez.

[Darvi]

Pardon my atrocious spelling Typo.

[Jack_Bread]

My downloads directory got corrupted somehow...
I'm very confused by it and I don't know how it happened. I didn't lose anything luckily, just a couple of Path of Exile builds I was trying out.
But still very weird...

[Kadzar]

I found this in my email today.

Good day

Owing to the current sanitisation of the Oil and Gas sector in The Federal Republic of Nigeria by the present administration of President Good luck Ebele Jonathan, I write you this Proposal for an urgent business accord. I am the current secretary to the oil and Gas Trust Funds Committee (OGTFC) set up last year by the Presidency to bring sanity to the Oil and Gas sector in Nigeria by ensuring the sector is revitalized and put back in its best form. Part of the committee's mandate is to pay up all debts that the Federal Government of Nigeria owe its foreign contractors and in the course of my job which entails carrying out inquiries on foreign contractors that we are to pay, a notice was brought forward to me on a contract awarded to a foreign firm to "SUPPLY PIPELINE PRODUCTS TO THE WARRI, KADUNA AND PORT-HARCOURT REFINERIES" issued out by the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation(NNPC) in 1995 by the then Military regime of Late General Sani Abacha when the 3 Refineries were unde
rgoing a Turn Around Main
This is why I decided to contact you to assist me in achieving this objectives. I will want you to know that there is no risk involved in this deal especially with my being the Secretary of the committee and since the funds have been made available for payment by the Presidency, it will be paid as soon as you apply for it. All I want you to do is indicate in your reply to this mail that you can assist me so that we can then work out the percentage that would be accrued to you for your assistance. Please only get back to me if you know you are capable of handling this deal.

While I await your response.

Thank You,
Yours Faithful,
Evidence Osakwe

You'd think people would know better than to mention Nigeria in their scams.

[Steelmagic]

I found this in my email today.

Good day

Owing to the current sanitisation of the Oil and Gas sector in The Federal Republic of Nigeria by the present administration of President Good luck Ebele Jonathan, I write you this Proposal for an urgent business accord. I am the current secretary to the oil and Gas Trust Funds Committee (OGTFC) set up last year by the Presidency to bring sanity to the Oil and Gas sector in Nigeria by ensuring the sector is revitalized and put back in its best form. Part of the committee's mandate is to pay up all debts that the Federal Government of Nigeria owe its foreign contractors and in the course of my job which entails carrying out inquiries on foreign contractors that we are to pay, a notice was brought forward to me on a contract awarded to a foreign firm to "SUPPLY PIPELINE PRODUCTS TO THE WARRI, KADUNA AND PORT-HARCOURT REFINERIES" issued out by the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation(NNPC) in 1995 by the then Military regime of Late General Sani Abacha when the 3 Refineries were unde
rgoing a Turn Around Main
This is why I decided to contact you to assist me in achieving this objectives. I will want you to know that there is no risk involved in this deal especially with my being the Secretary of the committee and since the funds have been made available for payment by the Presidency, it will be paid as soon as you apply for it. All I want you to do is indicate in your reply to this mail that you can assist me so that we can then work out the percentage that would be accrued to you for your assistance. Please only get back to me if you know you are capable of handling this deal.

While I await your response.

Thank You,
Yours Faithful,
Evidence Osakwe

You'd think people would know better than to mention Nigeria in their scams.

Give them credit for having the names of actual political figures mostly correct.

[NobodyPro]

Damn my slow Australian internet.

[MagmaMcFry]

Damn my slow Australian internet.

You messed up your URL.

[Skyrunner]

I found this in my email today.

Good day

Owing to the current sanitisation of the Oil and Gas sector in The Federal Republic of Nigeria by the present administration of President Good luck Ebele Jonathan, I write you this Proposal for an urgent business accord. I am the current secretary to the oil and Gas Trust Funds Committee (OGTFC) set up last year by the Presidency to bring sanity to the Oil and Gas sector in Nigeria by ensuring the sector is revitalized and put back in its best form. Part of the committee's mandate is to pay up all debts that the Federal Government of Nigeria owe its foreign contractors and in the course of my job which entails carrying out inquiries on foreign contractors that we are to pay, a notice was brought forward to me on a contract awarded to a foreign firm to "SUPPLY PIPELINE PRODUCTS TO THE WARRI, KADUNA AND PORT-HARCOURT REFINERIES" issued out by the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation(NNPC) in 1995 by the then Military regime of Late General Sani Abacha when the 3 Refineries were unde
rgoing a Turn Around Main
This is why I decided to contact you to assist me in achieving this objectives. I will want you to know that there is no risk involved in this deal especially with my being the Secretary of the committee and since the funds have been made available for payment by the Presidency, it will be paid as soon as you apply for it. All I want you to do is indicate in your reply to this mail that you can assist me so that we can then work out the percentage that would be accrued to you for your assistance. Please only get back to me if you know you are capable of handling this deal.

While I await your response.

Thank You,
Yours Faithful,
Evidence Osakwe

You'd think people would know better than to mention Nigeria in their scams.

Scambait them and have fuuun!

(Refer to 419 eaters or some site)

[Graknorke]

You'd think people would know better than to mention Nigeria in their scams.

They do it on purpose, it's so that they don't waste time conversing with people who aren't stupid enough to fall for it.

[acetech09]

I found this in my email today.

Good day

Owing to the current sanitisation of the Oil and Gas sector in The Federal Republic of Nigeria by the present administration of President Good luck Ebele Jonathan, I write you this Proposal for an urgent business accord. I am the current secretary to the oil and Gas Trust Funds Committee (OGTFC) set up last year by the Presidency to bring sanity to the Oil and Gas sector in Nigeria by ensuring the sector is revitalized and put back in its best form. Part of the committee's mandate is to pay up all debts that the Federal Government of Nigeria owe its foreign contractors and in the course of my job which entails carrying out inquiries on foreign contractors that we are to pay, a notice was brought forward to me on a contract awarded to a foreign firm to "SUPPLY PIPELINE PRODUCTS TO THE WARRI, KADUNA AND PORT-HARCOURT REFINERIES" issued out by the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation(NNPC) in 1995 by the then Military regime of Late General Sani Abacha when the 3 Refineries were unde
rgoing a Turn Around Main
This is why I decided to contact you to assist me in achieving this objectives. I will want you to know that there is no risk involved in this deal especially with my being the Secretary of the committee and since the funds have been made available for payment by the Presidency, it will be paid as soon as you apply for it. All I want you to do is indicate in your reply to this mail that you can assist me so that we can then work out the percentage that would be accrued to you for your assistance. Please only get back to me if you know you are capable of handling this deal.

While I await your response.

Thank You,
Yours Faithful,
Evidence Osakwe

You'd think people would know better than to mention Nigeria in their scams.

http://www.419eater.com

EDIT: Hm skyrunner beat me to it :p

[miauw62]

This is amazing.

if() == check()
for() == check()
while() == check()

Instead of "running" a program, which implies thin privilege and pressure to "work out", programs are "given birth". After birth, a program has a 40% chance of doing what is done in the code, 40% of "not in the mood" (i.e. nothing occurs), and 40% of randomly reorganising the execution order of the functions found in main(). Math(s) don't real.

[Bdthemag]

This is amazing.

if() == check()
for() == check()
while() == check()

Instead of "running" a program, which implies thin privilege and pressure to "work out", programs are "given birth". After birth, a program has a 40% chance of doing what is done in the code, 40% of "not in the mood" (i.e. nothing occurs), and 40% of randomly reorganising the execution order of the functions found in main(). Math(s) don't real.

I've been following for a bit now, and I've got to say even with my limited programming language it's the funniest fucking thing I've seen in awhile. The best thing though is you can actually write code in it.

Booleans are banned for imposing a binary view of true and false. C+= operates paralogically and transcends the trappings of Patriarchal binary logic. No means no, and yes could mean no as well. Stop raping women.

Even if you're offended by this, you have to admit it's pretty fucking clever.

[Urist Imiknorris]

The rest of it's pretty funny, but this makes me WTF:

a program has a 40% chance of ..., 40% of ..., and 40% of....

Does it sometimes do more than one of those? Are the chances independent of each other? How would that work given that one of the possibilities is doing nothing? If it doesn't do any of the three options it just crashes?

[miauw62]

If the program isn't in the mood, it won't give birth. You don't want to force it, do you?
(Give birth is the c+= equivalent of running)

Also this:

No class hierarchy or other stigmata of OOP (objectification-oriented programming). In fact, as an intersectional acknowledgement of Class Struggle our language will have no classes at all.