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[miauw62]

Yet another Harry Potter is preaching satanism website
The WTF is that it goes from something that you'd find in a well written English essay to "A phoenix, favourite symbol of Freemasons like Hilary Clinton."

COMIC SAAAAAANNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

The comic sans is the only font that can resist the devil that is Times New Roman.

I love how they misspelled Atheists. "Athiests"

[DeKaFu]

My local bakery (which usually has great donuts) had a sign outside advertising "Maple Bacon Donuts" today, so I bought one. It was basically a maple-dip donut with bits of bacon on top.

It was...okay? Not bad, not great. Tasted a lot like maple-flavored bacon on a donut. Not as good as their regular chocolate-dip.

I regret nothing, but my mind's still a bit boggled.

[Descan]

Yet another Harry Potter is preaching satanism website
The WTF is that it goes from something that you'd find in a well written English essay to "A phoenix, favourite symbol of Freemasons like Hilary Clinton."

COMIC SAAAAAANNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

The comic sans is the only font that can resist the devil that is Times New Roman.

I love how they misspelled Atheists. "Athiests"

I before E except when it's SATANISM

[miauw62]

Another WTF:

So, presentation today (I didn't get a turn yet because teacher kept interrupting everyone etc etc), and this one guy gets his turn. I could tell you a lot about him, but that's irrelevant. What's relevant right now, is that his presentations ALWAYS consist of terrible color schemes. They always have some sort of weird gradient composed of multiple colors. The text also never fits. It's as if he hits a random button on his copy of Powerpoint and rolls with it. Today, it was shit-brown text on a white-blue gradient. In his words: "Orange on azure-blue".

[Slayerhero90]

Yet another Harry Potter is preaching satanism website
The WTF is that it goes from something that you'd find in a well written English essay to "A phoenix, favourite symbol of Freemasons like Hilary Clinton."

COMIC SAAAAAANNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

The comic sans is the only font that can resist the devil that is Times New Roman.

Courier steps in as a third party that would prefer both of you whiny little children to silence yourselves and permit the many wanderers of the internet to read, watch, and play in peace.

[Ameablable]

oh jeez lets not start another font war like what happened in the North Korea thread a while back.

[werty892]

Yet another Harry Potter is preaching satanism website
The WTF is that it goes from something that you'd find in a well written English essay to "A phoenix, favourite symbol of Freemasons like Hilary Clinton."

COMIC SAAAAAANNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

The comic sans is the only font that can resist the devil that is Times New Roman.

Courier steps in as a third party that would prefer both of you whiny little children to silence yourselves and permit the many wanderers of the internet to read, watch, and play in peace.

Silence heretic! You must be one of those Time worshiping fools in disguise! We can see through your lies and sins! Your strait lines and hard angles dictate your Times alliance! When Comic himself descends from the font selection bar your kind shall be punished! When he died preaching all that is good in this world, wiped out be a evil delete key, he ascended to the font selection 3 days later and... HE WAS DELETED FOR YOUR SINS!!! HOW DARE YOU COME INTO THIS THREAD AND INSULT HIS HOLY PRESENCE!

[Lightningfalcon]

oh jeez lets not start another font war like what happened in the North Korea thread a while back.

If I remember correctly, as much fun as it was, Toady had to step in.

Today some idiot called in threatining to blow up the school, or something, so we were forced to be dismissed from school early today.   This is ten minutes before the sixth period exam was to finish.  And apparently, from what I've heard, they're not going to let people go back and finish, since it was "Almost done anyways"

[Slayerhero90]

Yet another Harry Potter is preaching satanism website
The WTF is that it goes from something that you'd find in a well written English essay to "A phoenix, favourite symbol of Freemasons like Hilary Clinton."

COMIC SAAAAAANNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

The comic sans is the only font that can resist the devil that is Times New Roman.

Courier steps in as a third party that would prefer both of you whiny little children to silence yourselves and permit the many wanderers of the internet to read, watch, and play in peace.

Silence heretic! You must be one of those Time worshiping fools in disguise! We can see through your lies and sins! Your strait lines and hard angles dictate your Times alliance! When Comic himself descends from the font selection bar your kind shall be punished! When he died preaching all that is good in this world, wiped out be a evil delete key, he ascended to the font selection 3 days later and... HE WAS DELETED FOR YOUR SINS!!! HOW DARE YOU COME INTO THIS THREAD AND INSULT HIS HOLY PRESENCE!

I work for neither of you. There is, however, one being who I do serve. You ever heard of Andalus?

[Jopax]

Stop this nonsense before the Toad needs to come in and smite you with ITALICS!!!

[Neonivek]

I have a weird spam email and it actually deeply creeps me out.

Mostly because it is spam written where this woman is coming onto me and says I knew her and that I deleted her... and that I should watch her porn chat or whatever.

I know it is Spam but something about it (probably the constant non-stop typos) just creeps me out.

[Skyrunner]

Another WTF:

So, presentation today (I didn't get a turn yet because teacher kept interrupting everyone etc etc), and this one guy gets his turn. I could tell you a lot about him, but that's irrelevant. What's relevant right now, is that his presentations ALWAYS consist of terrible color schemes. They always have some sort of weird gradient composed of multiple colors. The text also never fits. It's as if he hits a random button on his copy of Powerpoint and rolls with it. Today, it was shit-brown text on a white-blue gradient. In his words: "Orange on azure-blue".

What can I say, he's just avant-garde.

[MonkeyHead]

Another WTF:

So, presentation today (I didn't get a turn yet because teacher kept interrupting everyone etc etc), and this one guy gets his turn. I could tell you a lot about him, but that's irrelevant. What's relevant right now, is that his presentations ALWAYS consist of terrible color schemes. They always have some sort of weird gradient composed of multiple colors. The text also never fits. It's as if he hits a random button on his copy of Powerpoint and rolls with it. Today, it was shit-brown text on a white-blue gradient. In his words: "Orange on azure-blue".

What can I say, he's just avant-garde.

Oh god, I have a colleauge like that - his backgrounds always look like some kind of Rainbow flag on LSD, with all the WordArt applied at once.

[Graknorke]

I once made a presentation like that just to get on the nerves of someone who is usually pretty anal about that stuff. He reformatted it entirely within forty eight hours.

[kaenneth]

Stop this nonsense before the Toad needs to come in and smite you with ITALICS!!!

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