I once saw
marshmallow fluff for sale in Australia at the supermarket. We checked and it was an American import, I guessed correctly only Americans would eat spreadable marshmallow on toast. Only saw it once though and it vanished within a week. That stuff must be 99% sugar. Disgusting looking stuff, and i guess my countrymen agreed.
Oh dear God:
According to a 2006 Boston Globe article, Massachusetts State Senator Jarrett Barrios proposed a restriction on the number of weekly servings of Marshmallow Fluff (Fluffernutter) sandwiches in the form of an amendment to a bill that will limit junk food in schools. The proposal was later dropped.
You sick bastards, no wonder American students are so backwards and FAT. Why not just inject lard straight into their arteries to cut out the middleman? Well I guess they got white slime to go with the pink slime. Seriously giving kids sugar spread on white bread as FOOD in a school of all places? How the hell is "marshmallow sludge" still on sale and twinkies are going broke?
Also in 2006 State Representative Kathi-Anne Reinstein planned to file a bill that would make the Fluffernutter the official sandwich of Massachusetts. The incident is locally referred to as "The Great 2006 Kerfluffle."
LOLwut? Why not just make shooting yourself in the face the official state sport?