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[Xantalos]

Already on speed-dial. Metaphorically; I'll really just run around shouting about how someone on the Internet has an obscure fetish and seeing how many people get surprised.

[Cassandra]

Hey i got one for you - cellphones - freud that! They're a penis-substitute obviously. They even vibrate.

And the old one that guns, or halberds, or maces, or swords, or bows & arrows, are a phallic symbols, unlike all those completely "non-phallic" weapons they "could" have given the protagonist ... such as ____ and ____. Well maybe grenades then. Oops - those explode, e.g. represent orgasms.

Also if you ever see a bathroom scene - toothbrushes - totally phallic. And they're going in a mouth, thus feminizing the user.

Hey. One of my elven adventurers had a bolt stuck in her pelvis for YEARS, and she didn't seem to be bothered at all. Bolts are the toys that keep on giving.

[Xantalos]

Just to change the subject, Here is how to predict if you or one of your friends is an alien monster!

[Cassandra]

Just to change the subject, Here is how to predict if you or one of your friends is an alien monster!

Yessss. I made the abomination change the subject. I go to bed tonight in satisfaction.

[Xantalos]

Vengeful creator I may be, but on Bay12 I'm as vulnerable to the wrath of Toady as any.

[Cassandra]

Vengeful creator I may be, but on Bay12 I'm as vulnerable to the wrath of Toady as any.

And I am just plain loopy. Woohooooooo!

I should stop taking a tablet with me to bed, but it and the sunshine is all I have left~

[Tellemurius]

why the hell is everyone freaking on the twinkies man, someone will make more bro

[Max White]

Yea, you can have civilization without them. We don't have these 'twinkies' things across the pacific.

[Reelya]

I once saw marshmallow fluff for sale in Australia at the supermarket. We checked and it was an American import, I guessed correctly only Americans would eat spreadable marshmallow on toast. Only saw it once though and it vanished within a week. That stuff must be 99% sugar. Disgusting looking stuff, and i guess my countrymen agreed.

Oh dear God:

According to a 2006 Boston Globe article, Massachusetts State Senator Jarrett Barrios proposed a restriction on the number of weekly servings of Marshmallow Fluff (Fluffernutter) sandwiches in the form of an amendment to a bill that will limit junk food in schools. The proposal was later dropped.

You sick bastards, no wonder American students are so backwards and FAT. Why not just inject lard straight into their arteries to cut out the middleman? Well I guess they got white slime to go with the pink slime. Seriously giving kids sugar spread on white bread as FOOD in a school of all places? How the hell is "marshmallow sludge" still on sale and twinkies are going broke?

Also in 2006 State Representative Kathi-Anne Reinstein planned to file a bill that would make the Fluffernutter the official sandwich of Massachusetts. The incident is locally referred to as "The Great 2006 Kerfluffle."

LOLwut? Why not just make shooting yourself in the face the official state sport?

[Max White]

marshmallow fluff

Oh my god, apparently it is a key ingredient in two more things I have never heard of and would most likely only eat once, the Fluffernutter and the S'more. It is kind of like alchemy in a RPG. You find out about one weird ingredient, and it leads onto all sorts of new items you can make!

[miauw62]

That looks digusting.
Why would somebody even eat that.

[Tellemurius]

That looks digusting.
Why would somebody even eat that.

the same reason the aussies eat vegimite and the dutch eat their fries with mayo....

[Graknorke]

That looks digusting.
Why would somebody even eat that.

the same reason the aussies eat vegimite and the dutch eat their fries with mayo....

1: Vegimite is not dissimilar to Marmite and Marmite is delicious. And won't give you a heart attack just by looking at it.
2: I can't really explain that one. Probably just an extension of potato and egg based food, because both are pretty standard things that people eat.

[Ultimuh]

In Sweden we have Messmör.

[Tellemurius]

eating Vegemite reminds me of eating sea squirts, its a wtf salty bomb.

In Sweden we have Messmör.

That looks like butter and cheese combined im sold