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Author Topic: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper  (Read 11443 times)

Flagrarus

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Re: EVIL Cavedwelling Zookeeper of DOOM!
« Reply #45 on: September 26, 2010, 10:57:33 am »

Before the dogs can reach you, you grab your blowgun and quickly fire a tranquilizer dart.
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You almost drop your dart as you try to load your blowgun, but you still manage to hit one of the dogs. It slows down and barks faintly before collapsing. The second dog reaches you before you can fire another dart.
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It slips just in front of you. Deciding you won't bother with the blowgun at this range, you stab it with one of your tranquilizer darts. The dog immediately loses consciousness.

You pick up the two dogs and put them in bags that were lying on a table in the house. They are hot, but not hot enough to burn you. They are pretty heavy, though, and would slow you down if you had to escape.

The sounds are getting louder. Maybe the boulder heard your struggle?

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Re: EVIL Cavedwelling Zookeeper of DOOM!
« Reply #46 on: September 27, 2010, 10:44:27 pm »

Use the dogs in a trap with which to catch this beast! We, with our cunning mind, will surely find a way to perform such an elaborate task.
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Re: EVIL Cavedwelling Zookeeper of DOOM!
« Reply #47 on: September 28, 2010, 05:07:05 am »

You come up with a cunning plan to trap the boulder(hidden)...

After you are done setting up the trap, you set it into motion. First you have one of the dogs, still dazed by your tranquilizer, run out of the door. It runs back in when it sees the boulder. The boulder follows it, setting off the second part of your trap: The other dog, tied to a board you sneakily placed outside, also runs into another room, dragging the board in front of the door and covering it. There, you've trapped the boulder! Um...wait...

The boulder is understandably angry about being trapped.
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It charges into you. You hold it off with your hands and manage to absorb most of the force, but it was strong enough to send you flying and you slam into the wall on the other side of the room.
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Re: EVIL Cavedwelling Zookeeper of DOOM!
« Reply #48 on: September 28, 2010, 06:52:11 am »

shouldn't we get blow-darting skill


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Re: EVIL Cavedwelling Zookeeper of DOOM!
« Reply #49 on: September 28, 2010, 07:22:40 am »

You're right, thanks :D

You try to run away(100!...-5. Damn, that's a shame, there's a nice bonus that comes with 100 rolls :P ).

You storm through the board that's blocking the doorway and run like the wind. You haven't felt wind in years, but it's probably really fast.

You only stop running when you reach the zoo. While you're catching your breath, you hear barks coming from the tunnels behind you. You immediately load your blowgun and hold it at the ready, but when the dogs show up, they don't try to attack you. Instead, they try to lick you with their fiery tongues, which is probably just as bad. You must have impressed them with that amazing display of speed. It seems that your little excursion wasn't a complete waste of time.

It's getting late. You don't have any room in the zoo to keep your dogs, so you decide to bring them to your home. You'll probably have to hire someone to expand your zoo eventually.
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Re: EVIL Cavedwelling Zookeeper of DOOM!
« Reply #50 on: September 28, 2010, 09:13:30 am »

Commence training the dogs so you can make a SPECTACULAR show to wow people into going to your zoo, it has to work these guys are so CUte. Name one Flamy and the other Bonfire!
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Re: EVIL Cavedwelling Zookeeper of DOOM!
« Reply #51 on: September 28, 2010, 10:47:33 am »

Also figure how much money we need to expand zoo.
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Re: EVIL Cavedwelling Zookeeper of DOOM!
« Reply #52 on: September 28, 2010, 12:58:52 pm »

You name the dogs Flamy and Bonfire, and start training them. Not in using their fiery powers for evil and destruction, but to use them to attract customers to your zoo with a spectacular show(62+3)!

You haven't taught them anything too spectacular, but you've managed to train them to combust every time they hear your dogwhistle ( you have it from when you trained dogs, before you came to Sjingpingpong ). It might make for a reasonable show, if you can do anything imaginative with it. Or, you could spend some more time training them, but it's late and you are tired.
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How much would it cost you to expand your zoo? Probably about 400 moniez (moniez is an official term, you guys!), but with your Speech skill you might be able to haggle it down a bit. Also, having noisy construction going on might drive away some customers. You should probably look for a mason of some kind tomorrow, to discuss all this.

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Re: EVIL Cavedwelling Zookeeper of DOOM!
« Reply #53 on: September 28, 2010, 08:56:23 pm »

Give the dogs some food, we wouldn't want them starving. Then go to sleep, tomorrow train them some more. And at around Noonish go get a permit for advertizing in the town square, and go perform an awesome show that you made involving your dogs, fire, and front flipping.
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Re: EVIL Cavedwelling Zookeeper of DOOM!
« Reply #54 on: September 28, 2010, 09:03:28 pm »

Give the dogs some food, we wouldn't want them starving. Then go to sleep, tomorrow train them some more. And at around Noonish go get a permit for advertizing in the town square, and go perform an awesome show that you made involving your dogs, fire, and front flipping.
This sounds good.
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Re: EVIL Cavedwelling Zookeeper of DOOM!
« Reply #55 on: September 29, 2010, 01:08:47 pm »

You feed Flamy and Bonfire and then go to sleep. The next morning, you get up, and start training them in how to do front flips(35+3). Flamy is making some progress, but Bonfire just lands on his face every time.

But you still have some time left until noon, so you train them some more(21+3).
They're getting tired of trying the front flips. Flamy even almost sets your book on animal training on fire at one point!

One more training session before it's noon(20+3).
Nothing. Maybe these dogs just weren't meant to do front flips. Or you're just a horrible animal trainer. Anyways, you decided to go and get a permit for advertizing at noon, so you head to the...government place(65).

On your way there, you run into Horl. After explaining to him how you spent this morning, he offers to try training them for a bit while you go get the permit. Do you accept?

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Re: EVIL Cavedwelling Zookeeper of DOOM!
« Reply #56 on: September 29, 2010, 06:41:37 pm »

Develop paranoia. Execute Horl. TRAITORS EVERYWHERE
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Re: EVIL Cavedwelling Zookeeper of DOOM!
« Reply #57 on: September 29, 2010, 07:12:58 pm »

Do not hurt Horl, he has been our worker for YEARS!
Tell him he has your permission, but to be nice to flamy and bonfire. Flamy has some temper! Tell him to give them a snack too, you didn't give them breakfast.
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Re: EVIL Cavedwelling Zookeeper of DOOM!
« Reply #58 on: September 29, 2010, 11:16:35 pm »

Fine, but if he does it below our insane standards feed him to Flamy and Bonfire.
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Re: EVIL Cavedwelling Zookeeper of DOOM!
« Reply #59 on: September 30, 2010, 10:01:57 am »

Human meat would taint Flamy and Bonfire! especially Horl, he is a horrid individual for ANYTHING to eat. Never feed such low quality Human meat to those precious dogs of yours!
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