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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762735 times)

Bumber

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15210 on: September 20, 2018, 11:58:51 pm »
Quote from: Alex Jones
Literal vampire potbelly goblins are hobbling around coming after us.

I'm not sure this can even be considered OoC for him.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15211 on: September 21, 2018, 10:05:27 am »
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GG Allin, a known defender of our right to do...  anything.
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Quote from: MrRoboto75 on December 10, 2020, 04:32:45 pm
Ghosts are stored in the balls?[/quote]
Quote from: ArchimedesWojak on November 20, 2020, 08:50:24 am
also George_Chickens quit fucking my sister

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15212 on: September 21, 2018, 04:06:19 pm »
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>"I'll reorganize your FACE if you don't tell me where my son is!"

THE DOOHICKEY:
Oh, of course, forgive my rudeness. I'm Doctor H.M. Phage, T.E, chief physician, radiologist, surgeon, pathologist, pathogen, immunologist, urologist, gynaecologist, reverse gynaecologist, taxidermist, dentist, forensic entomologist, necrobiological reconstructionist, herbalist, fashionist and twin-core husk intersector licensed in all chromatic, material and hypothetical perception zones.

I can assure you, sir, your dog is in excellent hands!
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15213 on: September 21, 2018, 04:25:11 pm »
Quote from: Imic on September 21, 2018, 04:06:19 pm
reverse gynaecologist
w-w-what does that entail?!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15214 on: September 21, 2018, 04:35:48 pm »
Quote from: scourge728 on September 21, 2018, 04:25:11 pm
Quote from: Imic on September 21, 2018, 04:06:19 pm
reverse gynaecologist
w-w-what does that entail?!
It's a non-professional who sees you as a sexual object but doesn't touch your lady bits.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15215 on: September 21, 2018, 06:57:23 pm »
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Devastator: Ahh.
Devastator: Talked to someone I spoke once with, six months ago.
Devastator: had my voice instantly recognized.
Devastator: fucking aimbotters.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15216 on: September 25, 2018, 04:02:54 am »
Quote from: Yoink on September 24, 2018, 09:46:28 pm
"Nobody cares if the king's cock gets hard so long as he survives," I said, "We'd much rather be planning an orgy than a funeral." 
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15217 on: September 25, 2018, 11:48:17 am »
Quote from: Haspen on September 25, 2018, 11:16:23 am
Oh no, the math's already involved! I was too late!
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
Imic's no longer allowed to vote.
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Well aren't you cheery
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15218 on: September 26, 2018, 12:56:47 am »
Quote from: Kagus on September 26, 2018, 02:33:11 am
I say we get two birds stoned at once and throw beer at the sky
« Last Edit: September 26, 2018, 03:27:33 am by Yoink »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15219 on: September 26, 2018, 01:33:10 am »
Quote from: Yoink on September 26, 2018, 12:56:47 am
My family has a long and varied history of entertaining mental illnesses and I'll be damned if I let it end with me!
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Quote from: MrRoboto75 on December 10, 2020, 04:32:45 pm
Ghosts are stored in the balls?[/quote]
Quote from: ArchimedesWojak on November 20, 2020, 08:50:24 am
also George_Chickens quit fucking my sister

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15220 on: September 26, 2018, 03:26:05 am »
...How did that post end up in this thread. Wtf. Apologies
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15221 on: September 26, 2018, 06:07:48 am »
It was appropriate regardless.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15222 on: September 26, 2018, 06:29:43 am »
Quote from: Blastbeard on September 25, 2018, 10:04:08 am
Redshirt retirement fund embezzlement

Quote from: Max™ on September 26, 2018, 03:47:31 am
Yeah, all those damned sexy kids tempting good upstanding churchdudes

Quote from: Kagus on September 25, 2018, 05:57:30 am
Quote from: Reelya on September 25, 2018, 05:54:58 am
[...] sulfur dioxide from volcanoes can come down as acid that can melt people's eyes out.
But then they won't have to look at issues like this anymore, thereby solving the problem!
« Last Edit: September 26, 2018, 01:47:03 pm by Bumber »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15223 on: September 28, 2018, 01:43:14 pm »
Quote from: Rowanas on September 28, 2018, 09:31:41 am
The Nazi Panda has such uplifting quotes as "Bruce Lee died of a headache".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15224 on: September 28, 2018, 05:08:59 pm »
Quote from: Putnam on December 18, 2016, 10:51:05 pm
The Nords are fighting a civil war over their tradition of worshiping a Breton who claimed he was an Imperial
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This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.
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