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[Eric Blank]

We need a skyrim armchair general thread just for that argument.

[Hanslanda]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

HanspandaToday at 4:13 PM

Sub-nipples...?


VarietyToday at 4:13 PM
Even better


ComradeShookToday at 4:13 PM
less than true nipples but they exist


HanspandaToday at 4:13 PM
I am now imagining Los-Angeles class Nuclear Attack Submarines on Shooks chest.


Furtuka PrimeToday at 4:13 PM
oh is that the

milk line thing?


ComradeShookToday at 4:13 PM
maybe?


HanspandaToday at 4:13 PM
Wait, you're Russian-adjacent.


ComradeShookToday at 4:13 PM
possibly


HanspandaToday at 4:13 PM
Akula class attack subs.


ComradeShookToday at 4:13 PM
sorta

I CAN HIDE NUKES IN MY NIPPLES

WHAT'S YOUR POWER?

HanspandaToday at 4:14 PM
I can see when it's kinda dark.


VarietyToday at 4:14 PM
Franky??


ComradeShookToday at 4:14 PM
fuck

wanna trade?


HanspandaToday at 4:14 PM
Hard pass.


Furtuka PrimeToday at 4:14 PM
its like little bumps in line with where  quadrupedal mammals would have their extra nipple sets right?

I know it's bad form to quote myself, but that whole fucking conversation.

[Bumber]

When Obi-Wan Kenobi said he had felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices had been suddenly silenced, he wasn't talking about Alderaan. He was just opening up about how he feels all day, every day.

Then there's Emperor Mateus, who, after being killed for the first time, had his soul split into two halves, one going to Heaven, and the other going to Hell, and both halves conquered their respective domains (that's right: even his GOOD half was evil!)

[Rolan7]

Drow are also dicks just not as bad as Gnomes
Though they aspire to one day

[King Zultan]

The future is NOW

Countdown to Demolition Man sex helmets.

I refuse to believe this isn't the first thing that researchers made and they are keeping it for themselves.

Are you insinuating I'm not proficient with my lever? I'll have you know I train with it nearly every day, all though I do not get to use it together with other people as much as I like.

[Loud Whispers]

"My name is Loud Whispers. If you are hearing this, then it is too late for me and I am already dead. This message is my last effort to reach out and claim my life insurance."

[Powder Miner]

Sort of like the bastard lovechild of Keith Richards and a black hole

[Il Palazzo]

The only thing turn based about him is his stupid-ass face

[Imic]

So many bad things happen in america its like it was built on hundreds of indian burial grounds

I especially like how the OP is Batman.

That's rich coming from the Nazi panda who's really a decent fellow.

I Have discovered a meme Goldmine.

[CABL]

Spoiler: Dick Kickem (click to show/hide)

Character Sheet:
Name: Dick Kickem
Bio: An alien who's suspiciously similar to a fictional human known as "Duke Nukem", besides his oversized alien legs. Due to him being a non-human raised on a distant human colony world, he had to join the Mobile Infantry in order to become a citizen of Federation. Unlike the fictional human character, Dick Kickem is not really a womanizing type, and is respectful of women of all sentient lifeforms.
Health: Maimed, His groin is missing.
Status: Bleeding from the groin (1/5)

Kills:
Related Deaths: (We'll consider all new characters to be relatives of the previous one and you get a merit point for each death)
Medals and Commendations:
Total Merit Points:
Rank: Private
Billet: Infantryman

Inventory:
Morita Mk1 Rifle, 60/60 Rounds, 600 rounds in Magazines
2 M-901 HE Grenades
Combat Rig with Combat Armor Rated at Level 3
Databox
Canteen
Rationbar

Use my special fighting technique, "Testicular Atomization", to kill the bugs.

[5] You remove your pants to show off the goods. It is truly horrifying. The scrotum... it is too small.

[scourge728]

It's one of those dogmas that just creeps up and bites you in the ass when you're not looking.

[Egan_BW]

It isn't too unreasonable how ponies use guns, lore wise.

[scourge728]

Giant robots make good seasoning for most things, really.

[King Zultan]

Will there be genitals introduced?

[Imic]

I am quoting these.

I am quoting this.

This is quoting you.

This is quoting myself

That went places, fast.