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King Zultan

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15195 on: September 11, 2018, 12:42:39 am »
Quote from: Teneb on September 10, 2018, 01:23:42 pm
Quote from: JoshuaFH on September 10, 2018, 01:21:51 pm
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on September 10, 2018, 01:13:32 pm
New conspiracy theory that was brought to my attention: JFK was not assassinated, his head just did that.

Of course JFK planted a small bomb in his own head and it just went off by accident. Duh.
Yeah, every president does that.
Quote from: IcyTea31 on September 10, 2018, 01:34:10 pm
And you thought exploding head syndrome was just a hallucination. We need to raise awareness of this deadly disease. Call 555-KABOOM now and donate!

Quote from: TamerVirus on September 10, 2018, 04:27:09 pm
After you hunt the head, what do you do with the rest of the body?
Do you throw it in the trash?
Quote from: Loud Whispers on September 10, 2018, 04:38:03 pm
No, I put it in the recycling. I'm no barbarian you know
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15196 on: September 12, 2018, 03:15:17 am »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15197 on: September 12, 2018, 03:47:02 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15198 on: September 12, 2018, 08:54:26 pm »
Quote from: hector13 on September 12, 2018, 02:07:23 pm
It is, however, extremely difficult to sex a rabbit.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on September 12, 2018, 02:04:08 pm
Who'd have expected to find the secret to interstellar travel inside a lagomorph's hindquarters?

Quote from: Eric Blank on September 12, 2018, 02:01:12 pm
Fun fact regarding belly rubs; its a piece of cake to find a rabbits testes or vulva,

Quote from: Eric Blank on September 12, 2018, 02:01:12 pm
they do not appear to actually have an anus. I guess poo just teleports outside their bum through a naturally occurring wormhole.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15199 on: September 12, 2018, 09:24:34 pm »
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Basketball > plant and broccoli in Olympics
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Quote from: King Zultan on April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am
Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15200 on: September 13, 2018, 10:34:20 am »
Quote from: NRDL on September 12, 2018, 04:50:59 pm
King Zultan has stolen my idea of cunning disengagement from battle! Lawyers, after him!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15201 on: September 15, 2018, 12:26:37 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on September 14, 2018, 08:43:44 pm
There was this guy that bought beer, tried to get away with not giving me ID, finally acquiesced, the ID is good, then i find out hes buying the beer for his little brother who is like 15 or some shit, but at that point hes already left the store. But then i find out they both got hit by a car, so everythings cool right?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15202 on: September 17, 2018, 10:22:19 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15203 on: September 18, 2018, 06:25:07 am »
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
Imic's no longer allowed to vote.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15204 on: September 18, 2018, 06:46:01 am »
> awful hospital spoiler
> plans to read it sometimes in the indefinite future

Damn I guess I should totally avoid this spoiler and then forget about this post.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15205 on: September 18, 2018, 08:17:36 am »
Quote from: Cinder on September 18, 2018, 06:46:01 am
> awful hospital spoiler
> plans to read it sometimes in the indefinite future

Damn I guess I should totally avoid this spoiler and then forget about this post.
READ
IT
NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

Awful Hospital
NOW.
NO FAFFING ABOUT.
NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
Imic's no longer allowed to vote.
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Well aren't you cheery
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15206 on: September 18, 2018, 09:17:40 am »
That actually looks kinda cool. Maybe I should.
I think I started reading it once and was distracted.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15207 on: September 18, 2018, 11:07:27 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on September 18, 2018, 08:39:40 pm
Ok so, Final Conclusion #2:  Words directly cause cancer and it's God's fault.

Next Question.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15208 on: September 19, 2018, 08:42:19 am »
Quote from: LordBaal on September 19, 2018, 07:18:28 am
But what about your porn habits? What if thy use them to blackmail you somehow?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15209 on: September 20, 2018, 12:03:17 am »
Quote from: Iridium64 on September 19, 2018, 09:12:14 pm
This gun violates just about every law of physics I can remember.

Which is awesome.
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