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King Zultan

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14910 on: June 05, 2018, 02:39:28 am »
Quote from: NJW2000 on June 04, 2018, 05:42:52 pm
Quote from: Cathar on June 04, 2018, 05:01:30 pm
This happens everytime I make a joke
Really? The chafing and pinching is understandable, but broken bones is going a bit far. The people around you must really dislike your sense of humour.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14911 on: June 05, 2018, 06:14:44 am »
Quote from: Haspen on June 05, 2018, 03:58:46 am
B) "BEGONE FROM MY PALACE, THOT!"
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
Imic's no longer allowed to vote.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14912 on: June 05, 2018, 08:19:08 am »
Quote from: Zazmio on June 05, 2018, 06:16:56 am
Tattooed on his chest is a potato suckling at a wolf's teat!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14913 on: June 05, 2018, 10:51:14 am »
Quote from: Hanslanda on June 04, 2018, 06:36:07 pm
I left for one fucking day and you guys turned dragdeler into the next Unabomber.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14914 on: June 05, 2018, 04:09:27 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on June 05, 2018, 01:02:11 pm
the people leaving could possibly be fleeing some manner of religious punishment, and we can't have that since apparently God can't get you if you're in space.
Quote from: smjjames on June 05, 2018, 01:08:15 pm
the religious authorities can't get you if you're in space and they don't want you to run away from them.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14915 on: June 06, 2018, 04:44:54 am »
Quote from: martinuzz on June 06, 2018, 01:19:25 am
Feeding the teacher to alligators sounds like a good education plan
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14916 on: June 06, 2018, 05:59:56 am »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on June 05, 2018, 05:38:02 pm
I THROW MYSELF INTO A LARGE VOLCANO, IMMEDIATELY TURNING THE ENTIRETY OF THE MOLTEN MANTLE OF THE EARTH INTO LOOSE POST IT NOTE
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14917 on: June 06, 2018, 07:32:53 am »
Quote from: Hotfire90 on June 06, 2018, 06:47:15 am
Elon Musk happened to rob a bank with his goons, he stashed his stolen gold and bags of money in his hideout across the street. The police tried to stop Elon Musk in his hideout, but he and his goons quickly killed them.
Quote from: Hotfire90 on June 06, 2018, 06:47:15 am
shortly after I noticed that I was missing a lung.
Quote from: Hotfire90 on June 06, 2018, 06:47:15 am
After the car was destroyed we exited it and one of the passengers took out his machine gun and shot and killed the rest of us.
I was ressurected and I decided that I had enough of this and took the bus home.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14918 on: June 06, 2018, 08:40:17 am »
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And sitting on that couch, eating that omelette while the fat boy got whipped by soap-clubs and eventually shot himself, well, I felt pretty goddamn handsome.
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Quote from: Criptfeind on January 23, 2018, 10:53:20 am
Harry and Marv from home alone, but they aren't funny or comedic, they are sinister and terrifying.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2018, 07:17:42 pm by Yoink »
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14919 on: June 06, 2018, 07:40:42 pm »
Joe santagato Whitest moments in history
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Sir, it's an alligator, it's SUPPOSED to eat you.
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I'm gonna kidnap this alligator

And the sequel
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This crazy white **** ate his own hip as an art project.
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It's not only gross, but its also ****ing GROSS
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modeling seductivley with my grandpas grave

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14920 on: June 07, 2018, 11:05:24 pm »
Quote from: Glass on June 04, 2018, 01:14:51 pm
What, ninja pirates? Are ye daft?
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Why on earth would we make flying trains instead of flying sleighs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14921 on: June 10, 2018, 08:59:09 pm »
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So all the talk about us having the ghost of a telekinetic hamster in containment should stop. It's inaccurate.

Quote from: squamous on June 10, 2018, 06:10:41 pm
Owls on the moon are normal, they just sort of show up.
« Last Edit: June 10, 2018, 09:18:44 pm by scourge728 »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14922 on: June 10, 2018, 11:20:21 pm »
Quote from: scourge728 on June 10, 2018, 08:59:09 pm
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So all the talk about us having the ghost of a telekinetic hamster in containment should stop. It's inaccurate.
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It's a fucking tornado hamster! Tranqing the hamster!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14923 on: June 11, 2018, 12:47:49 am »
The current thread page number is 10 if read as binary.

Only 10 pages? I swore i had 1.5k posts/page disabled.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14924 on: June 12, 2018, 04:23:48 pm »
Quote from: omada on June 12, 2018, 03:15:31 pm
and now as it is medieval times and they were drunk as fuck...hehehe... they can be sure of that in the next menstruation
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Does that make scientific sense? No? Well it's Earth IV and he's a giant crocodile-man. Use your imagination.
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