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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1719489 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14881 on: May 24, 2018, 05:00:37 pm »

The swimming in acid thing is a great idea!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14882 on: May 24, 2018, 06:39:29 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14883 on: May 24, 2018, 06:52:38 pm »

"damn their seductively superior hygiene"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14884 on: May 24, 2018, 09:22:35 pm »

All humans are stupid. Everything is stupid until proven otherwise.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14885 on: May 24, 2018, 10:48:19 pm »

Semantics start the best arguments.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14886 on: May 25, 2018, 12:37:40 am »

... Fecking hell, people took me seriously.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14887 on: May 25, 2018, 01:25:44 am »

The butthurt wolf aims to take revenge!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14888 on: May 25, 2018, 05:09:50 pm »

Sometimes natural gas comes out of my orifice.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14889 on: May 26, 2018, 04:17:52 am »

Who knows, waffles made from tender flesh of our youth could actually taste better than the bland originals.
They're not organic, though, and the Tide Pods would give them a weird aftertaste.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14890 on: May 26, 2018, 04:22:35 am »

Bugs are much more interesting than God.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14891 on: May 26, 2018, 04:35:52 am »

Bugs are much more interesting than God.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14892 on: May 26, 2018, 05:32:28 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14893 on: May 28, 2018, 04:09:28 am »

but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14894 on: May 28, 2018, 12:20:30 pm »

Commits sebbaku
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