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[smjjames]

A dying puppy. Also, the turtle was killed by authorities afterwards.

Dunno why they didn't relocate the turtle to native habitat or at least give it to a zoo or someplace suitable for caring for it.

[Eric Blank]

Presumably because it was delicious, much like the puppy, and doing that costs money, much like feeder mice

[hector13]

It was an invasive species, apparently.

[Reelya]

Not sure if this is a laugh, wtf or terrifying, so i guess it goes here:

http://i.imgur.com/oZDNsa1.gifv

[martinuzz]

Feeding the teacher to alligators sounds like a good education plan

[TD1]

Everyone knows man tops the food chain. So have the teacher eat the alligators to demonstrate this.

[hops]

Everyone knows man tops the food chain. So have the teacher eat the alligators to demonstrate this.

To lower casualties we should have them eat expensive alligator handbags instead.

[Stuebi]

I've been playing Vermintide 2 the past couple days with a friend.

I'm carrying an explosive barrel down a narrow corridor, the "Horde Horn" is heard in the distance. Assuming they will be coming down the hallways, I throw the barrel.

Norscan Raider rounds the corner, get's hit square in the chest. Explosion. It literally took off all his limbs, merrily flying in all directions. That alone had me in stitches, I was barely able to hold off the incoming horde.

friend: "Jesus, what happened? Why are you corpsing?"
Me: "I...I..threw... threw this barrel, only hit one guy, he came apart, looked like he was made of Lego."

At this point were both in stitches. You know when you and a friend laugh, and then you laugh harder at the fact that you're both laughing so hard? Yeah. Took us a solid 10 minutes to recover.

[TD1]

Everyone knows man tops the food chain. So have the teacher eat the alligators to demonstrate this.

To lower casualties we should have them eat expensive alligator handbags instead.

Do you think the education system is made of money??

[Reelya]

Feeding the teacher to alligators sounds like a good education plan

It's environmental education. We're not a wasteful society, we make use of every part of the teacher.

[KittyTac]

Translation: Are negative-rhesus people actually aliens?

The part below is just standard "sensation" junk. It even admits that the theory is crazy! Russian "news" that can be found on the internet are almost always like that.

[Yoink]

Super Amazing Wagon Adventure.

Been in my Steam library for ages, but I'm not sure if I've ever really played it before...   

[TD1]

RIP Wagon.

[Hanslanda]

Translation: Are negative-rhesus people actually aliens?

The part below is just standard "sensation" junk. It even admits that the theory is crazy! Russian "news" that can be found on the internet are almost always like that.

I'm rh negative and I don't feel very alien.

[Kagus]

I'm macaque-positive, and I do feel a little alien at times. He's lying at my feet right now!