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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762115 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11940 on: January 21, 2016, 04:07:46 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on January 21, 2016, 04:06:21 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11941 on: January 22, 2016, 12:42:41 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11942 on: January 22, 2016, 07:40:35 am »
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Do you ever worry about future breast feeding your children? I mean, you may accidentally cut them with your razor sharp areolas like you do diamonds.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11943 on: January 22, 2016, 08:52:46 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11944 on: January 22, 2016, 03:33:47 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11945 on: January 23, 2016, 12:56:42 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11946 on: January 23, 2016, 02:57:17 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 22, 2016, 07:46:40 pm
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Quote from: Glloyd on January 23, 2016, 02:18:58 am
I drank so much my liver broke. I passed out and slowly died from toxin overdose. It was a good round.

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There. I wasn't even a part of a discussion and compared someone to Hitler. I think I completed all the steps to become a professional shitlord.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2016, 05:49:48 am by IcyTea31 »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11947 on: January 23, 2016, 07:07:53 am »
Quote from: Covenant on January 22, 2016, 08:12:50 pm
I initially didn't mind the polonium thing too much when they were saying it was injected into him with some kind of fancy spy umbrella, but then I heard about this 'green teapot of death' and it became very uncouth.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11948 on: January 23, 2016, 08:39:50 am »
Quote from: IcyTea31 on January 23, 2016, 02:57:17 am
Quote from: Glloyd on January 23, 2016, 02:18:58 am
I drank so much my liver broke. I passed out and slowly died from toxin overdose. It was a good round.
I'd cut the 'It was a good round' part.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11949 on: January 23, 2016, 08:44:34 am »
I actually cut it originally, but ninjaedited it back in. I thought the 'good round' comment makes it funnier and less grim, since it can be interpreted as a 'round of drinks', rather than a 'round of a game'. This would imply Glloyd had yet another round after already dying an agonizing slow death.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11950 on: January 23, 2016, 06:26:15 pm »
Quote from: itisnotlogical on January 23, 2016, 06:07:01 pm
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Quote from: itisnotlogical on January 23, 2016, 06:07:01 pm
they were listening to a street musician.

For five hours straight.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11951 on: January 23, 2016, 10:34:27 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on January 23, 2016, 10:30:02 pm
How can I justify being a euphoric right-libertarian racist while simultaneously spending all my welfare money on Miku body pillows
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11952 on: January 24, 2016, 03:34:04 pm »
Quote from: Stirk on January 24, 2016, 12:32:00 pm
the Soviet Union never invaded the Mongol Hordes, they didn't exist
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11953 on: January 24, 2016, 03:37:17 pm »
Quote from: IcyTea31 on January 24, 2016, 03:34:04 pm
Quote from: Stirk on January 24, 2016, 12:32:00 pm
the Soviet Union never invaded the Mongol Hordes, they didn't exist
Genghis Khan vs Stalin

What a war it would be
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11954 on: January 24, 2016, 03:40:44 pm »
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