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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757593 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5280 on: June 21, 2013, 11:50:01 pm »

Sexuality: spider
Hairy legs turn me on and spiders just have so many...

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5281 on: June 21, 2013, 11:52:20 pm »

Sexuality: spider
Hairy legs turn me on and spiders just have so many...

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I should've guessed i should've known. Damn you brain, damn you arachnophobia.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5282 on: June 21, 2013, 11:57:45 pm »

I am afraid of Spiders but not through a computer screen.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5283 on: June 22, 2013, 12:01:13 am »

Sexuality: spider
Hairy legs turn me on and spiders just have so many...
What happens if I photoshop my legs onto a spider?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5284 on: June 22, 2013, 12:10:37 am »

Sexuality: spider
Hairy legs turn me on and spiders just have so many...
What happens if I photoshop my legs onto a spider?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5285 on: June 22, 2013, 12:13:27 am »

Holy Arachnabuddha!
The OOC thread is taking OOC posts OOC!
It's a web of OOC!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5286 on: June 22, 2013, 12:33:21 am »

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Weaponized Knowledge: rachel guess who's back
Weaponized Knowledge: it's marley the floating dick that was on vacation
Weaponized Knowledge: he always had good weed
Weaponized Knowledge: say hi to marley
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5287 on: June 22, 2013, 12:48:26 am »

Holy Arachnabuddha!
The OOC thread is taking OOC posts OOC!
It's a web of OOC!
OOCception

Also:
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applesalad: "get it, the metajoke is that we're pretending women have a sex drive lol"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5288 on: June 22, 2013, 04:14:28 am »

Remember to stretch appropriately before bending self into Clocktric Yoga poses.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5289 on: June 22, 2013, 05:11:09 am »

It explodes violently the second it leaves your bioelectric field, shattering the toilet and filling your body with shrapnel. That's DRM for you.

Relevant:

My sister had a smartphone. When she came home she forgot to sacrifice another child to it so it released the Trojans. I woke up to a Sunday morning seeing that the entire kitchen was sealed off by a giant wall manned by Phrygians. I was so freaking pissed, it took a bloody decade to get them out.
All because of that damned smartphone.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5290 on: June 23, 2013, 02:59:50 am »

Go ahead, masturbate! Go ahead, speak your mind!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5291 on: June 23, 2013, 04:10:47 am »

Weekend?

Weekend?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5292 on: June 23, 2013, 02:26:09 pm »

Quotes from a huge music festival full of my trippy hippie friends (United Islands in Prague):

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Me: It looks like the 80s just took the stage.
Friend: (dramatic putting-on of sunglasses) The 80s never LEFT the stage.

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(Female) friend: Oh, you don't want to cry one out. Masturbation is generally a lovely thing, but crying one out is just... (knowing look)

Slowly stomping down a grassy hill toward a stage with a slow metal-ish electro-ish bass beat playing, arms flailing and lips moving out of sync:
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I AM GODZILLA! BEWARE PUNY HUMANS!

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Friend: There's a booth over there with vintage arcade games and if you win you get FREE BEER!
Me: How do you actually *win* a vintage arcade game?
(There was no free beer.)

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Me: I need to pee! I need to find a bush!
Friend: Don't you already have a bush?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5293 on: June 23, 2013, 08:41:32 pm »

Quote from: warty goblin in GitP Forums
It's a real problem in advanced math, where they assign those pidly little paperback texts, to say nothing of my grad courses where we don't even get textbooks. Last semester I had to take somebody down using only a graphing calculator, a .07mm mechanical pencil with eraser and a double sided cheatsheet. Extensive planning was involved.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5294 on: June 23, 2013, 09:35:16 pm »

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Butterscotch: one does not simply finish writing thank you cards
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