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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5265 on: June 19, 2013, 02:37:12 pm »
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Quote from: Descan on June 17, 2013, 04:13:04 pm
People get offended if you ask them if they want to sleep with you and they don't.

That actually seems pretty accurate.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5266 on: June 19, 2013, 07:53:30 pm »
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Quote from: freeformschooler on June 15, 2013, 03:22:15 pm
Fight to regain Kirby's liver before the pink puffball dies after days of grueling fever and jaundice.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5267 on: June 19, 2013, 09:30:54 pm »
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[19:29:54]   <SomeStupidGuy>   Well, see, there aren't any situations where you'd need to hit yourself with a salad.
[19:30:08]   <SomeStupidGuy>   But there're plenty of times when you need to kill yourself with a hat.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5268 on: June 19, 2013, 11:50:19 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5269 on: June 20, 2013, 03:14:14 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5270 on: June 20, 2013, 04:45:54 pm »
Quote from: FearfulJesuit on June 20, 2013, 02:33:48 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5271 on: June 20, 2013, 05:21:44 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on June 20, 2013, 05:20:06 pm
Put them in the freezer, then, in the middle of summer, if someone's being an arsehole to you, you can attack them with dongballs. Or snowdongs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5272 on: June 20, 2013, 06:30:45 pm »
Quote from: Avis-Mergulus on June 05, 2013, 01:18:26 pm
Somehow, I can't help but imagine them as white tux-clad charming devils wielding pistol crossbows. The theme music should be something jazzy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5273 on: June 20, 2013, 07:00:24 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on June 20, 2013, 06:04:16 pm
He who controls the bachelorettes controls the dongs.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on June 20, 2013, 06:44:17 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5274 on: June 21, 2013, 08:50:16 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5275 on: June 21, 2013, 05:42:26 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 21, 2013, 05:08:08 pm
people scared of gay people quite as much as spiders
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5276 on: June 21, 2013, 06:02:56 pm »
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 21, 2013, 05:08:08 pm
people scared of gay people quite as much as spiders
Being gay is a choice. It's also the right choice.
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Quote from: freeformschooler on June 15, 2013, 03:22:15 pm
Fight to regain Kirby's liver before the pink puffball dies after days of grueling fever and jaundice.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5277 on: June 21, 2013, 08:35:54 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5278 on: June 21, 2013, 09:28:58 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5279 on: June 21, 2013, 09:32:05 pm »
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