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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757591 times)

SalmonGod

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5250 on: June 16, 2013, 11:45:48 am »

Are we in a world where the trees themselves have turned against us? Knowing my luck, yes, but still....
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Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5251 on: June 16, 2013, 08:10:36 pm »

Trust me on this. Don't build pyramids kids.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5252 on: June 16, 2013, 08:20:14 pm »

Raphael, ninja archangel rear admiral-brigadier philosolawyer general of the Confederate navy and army.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5253 on: June 16, 2013, 08:48:35 pm »

I was vaguely thinking of making a sniper, but then I realize that chainsaws are a thing...  I'm so conflicted now...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5254 on: June 16, 2013, 11:02:14 pm »

YOUR PASSWORD HAS TO INCLUDE A MIX OF CAPITALS, SYMBOLS, SUMERIAN FONTS, TYPES OF DUCK, PEOPLE MADE FAMOUS VIA WARS, AND UNKNOWN TYPES OF MINERAL.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5255 on: June 17, 2013, 01:35:45 am »

Quote from: crazy person, elsewhere on the internet
My nature assumes that those who speak half-intelligibly are assholes, does this assumption apply to you as a culture as I fear?
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5256 on: June 17, 2013, 07:37:56 am »

Also it would not be fetus but liquified fetus you would inject.
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5257 on: June 17, 2013, 03:03:06 pm »

Nobody should have to miss the opportunity to draw fluffy pink murderbeasts.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5258 on: June 17, 2013, 04:25:20 pm »

People get offended if you ask them if they want to sleep with you and they don't.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5259 on: June 17, 2013, 05:18:49 pm »

[00:17] <Soli> Balls, I was hoping that image would manifest as a carrot with an IQ over 100
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5260 on: June 18, 2013, 12:59:16 am »

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1:39 AM - freefromschool: passive aggression
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5261 on: June 18, 2013, 08:07:03 am »

Depends.  Although, it begs the question, would that be tits made of tendons, or tendons with tits?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5262 on: June 18, 2013, 08:09:10 am »

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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5263 on: June 18, 2013, 09:49:35 pm »

I wish you more couches than you can handle. Just so many couches. A house made of couches, even.

Ducks flying around everywhere, cannongunfire coming in from the screen, dog popping out of the ground at random, blasting people off the screen dual-wield dead ducks...
« Last Edit: June 19, 2013, 02:20:27 am by SalmonGod »
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In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5264 on: June 19, 2013, 10:45:38 am »

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<Giacom> people will call it ass storage
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.
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