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[Skyrunner]

PRC says too many students are cheating in one school, bring in 54 external invigilators with metal detectors and frisk searching to combat the cheating.

Riots ensued.

And that's why the SAT is no longer provided in China.

[Slayerhero90]

I could just mean he doesn't know how to use it.

YES.

[Frumple]

... ah. Would you... like to learn how? Better than even odds someone could walk you through it. S'only a few variations on the theme of alarm clock controls, really...

S'generally not that complicated. Unless maybe you're missing fingers, then it might get tricky depending on the model of the clock.

[Slayerhero90]

... ah. Would you... like to learn how? Better than even odds someone could walk you through it. S'only a few variations on the theme of alarm clock controls, really...

S'generally not that complicated. Unless maybe you're missing fingers, then it might get tricky depending on the model of the clock.

Yes, obviously I am missing my fingers and have to type with my nose.

[Frumple]

Might need to use yer toes too if it's one of those ones you have to hold down one button and press another to adjust the time, then. Remember to stretch appropriately before bending self into Clocktric Yoga poses.

[Steelmagic]

I can buy a ww2 British Brodie helmet for 60$. That's a hell of a lot cheaper than i was expecting.

[misko27]

My Phone, is just, indestructible. It's a fact, it's a fact, like "the sky is blue". The cheaper a phone is, the less functional, the sturdier it is. I dropped my phone in the damn toilet today (before I did anything thankfully) and it came on fine. I've had it go through Washers and Dryers before, so I wasn't surprised. Now, what happens if you drop a Smart Phone in the toilet?

[Slayerhero90]

My Phone, is just, indestructible. It's a fact, it's a fact, like "the sky is blue". The cheaper a phone is, the less functional, the sturdier it is. I dropped my phone in the damn toilet today (before I did anything thankfully) and it came on fine. I've had it go through Washers and Dryers before, so I wasn't surprised. Now, what happens if you drop a Smart Phone in the toilet?

It shatters before you even let go.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

It explodes violently the second it leaves your bioelectric field, shattering the toilet and filling your body with shrapnel. That's DRM for you.

[Slayerhero90]

It explodes violently the second it leaves your bioelectric field, shattering the toilet and filling your body with shrapnel. That's DRM for you.

Not to mention stealing your spouse, running over your dog, loading everything else you own with viruses (yes, even your couch has a Trojan), changing your passwords, and alerting the authorities of things you didn't do.

[Steelmagic]

It explodes violently the second it leaves your bioelectric field, shattering the toilet and filling your body with shrapnel. That's DRM for you.

Not to mention stealing your spouse, running over your dog, loading everything else you own with viruses (yes, even your couch has a Trojan), changing your passwords, and alerting the authorities of things you didn't do.

God, smart phones are such assholes.

[misko27]

Well, in my case my phone is like a old beat up dog. It takes a licking and keeps on kicking, and is fiercely loyal.

It explodes violently the second it leaves your bioelectric field, shattering the toilet and filling your body with shrapnel. That's DRM for you.

Not to mention stealing your spouse, running over your dog, loading everything else you own with viruses (yes, even your couch has a Trojan), changing your passwords, and alerting the authorities of things you didn't do.

My Couch would have a Trojan? A new Trojan, or a used Trojan?

[Furtuka]

Well, in my case my phone is like a old beat up dog. It takes a licking and keeps on kicking, and is fiercely loyal.

It explodes violently the second it leaves your bioelectric field, shattering the toilet and filling your body with shrapnel. That's DRM for you.

Not to mention stealing your spouse, running over your dog, loading everything else you own with viruses (yes, even your couch has a Trojan), changing your passwords, and alerting the authorities of things you didn't do.

My Couch would have a Trojan? A new Trojan, or a used Trojan?

Both.

[Loud Whispers]

It explodes violently the second it leaves your bioelectric field, shattering the toilet and filling your body with shrapnel. That's DRM for you.

Not to mention stealing your spouse, running over your dog, loading everything else you own with viruses (yes, even your couch has a Trojan), changing your passwords, and alerting the authorities of things you didn't do.

My sister had a smartphone. When she came home she forgot to sacrifice another child to it so it released the Trojans. I woke up to a Sunday morning seeing that the entire kitchen was sealed off by a giant wall manned by Phrygians. I was so freaking pissed, it took a bloody decade to get them out.
All because of that damned smartphone.

[MaximumZero]

I could just mean he doesn't know how to use it.

YES.

What kind of clock is this? Pics if possible, pl0x.