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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762883 times)

FuzzyZergling

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #540 on: November 13, 2010, 07:17:58 pm »
I've heard those before. Recently.
Where are they from?
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #541 on: November 13, 2010, 07:20:27 pm »
Nobody Dies.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #542 on: November 13, 2010, 07:39:26 pm »
That you so much.

I did not already have way to much internet fiction to read.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #543 on: November 13, 2010, 10:51:32 pm »
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This guy needs to write a biography about Columbus. I would totally buy it.
I can see it now.

trying to make a different's: the life of Columbus

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #544 on: November 14, 2010, 04:42:20 pm »
Quote from: Jopax on November 14, 2010, 03:44:43 pm
And a quickie that did away with my headache, now i have chest pains
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #545 on: November 17, 2010, 11:12:03 am »
Quote from: DJ on November 17, 2010, 10:39:47 am
More likely he engraved Ronald Reagan getting elected, Abraham Lincoln getting shot and Theodore Roosevelt taming giant eagles.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #546 on: November 17, 2010, 06:05:00 pm »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #547 on: November 17, 2010, 08:48:44 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on November 17, 2010, 08:38:47 pm
they all end up sounding like some horrible fetish. This is all Al Gore's fault for inventing the internet.

I like this one.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #548 on: November 17, 2010, 08:58:10 pm »
Quote from: Hastur on November 17, 2010, 08:50:49 pm
Lets all give ourselves all sorts of Titles and prance and mince around in a great big circlejerk.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #549 on: November 19, 2010, 10:47:12 am »
9:46 AM - [DFC]Cthulhu on a dildo
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Quote from: chaoticag on March 20, 2009, 01:25:21 pm
Diamonds are combustable, because they are made of Carbon.

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #550 on: November 19, 2010, 06:28:35 pm »
Quote from: DDO chat, snowyside Korthas
(General): Kolypso: confucius say: man who stand on toilet, high on pot
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #551 on: November 19, 2010, 07:34:02 pm »
6:33 PM - [DFC]Cthulhu: Who will get all horny?
6:33 PM - [DFC]Cthulhu: The child?
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Quote from: chaoticag on March 20, 2009, 01:25:21 pm
Diamonds are combustable, because they are made of Carbon.

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #552 on: November 19, 2010, 10:34:13 pm »
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I don't know how it works. It does.
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If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #553 on: November 19, 2010, 10:36:05 pm »
:o
Do they live in a town full of chickens, or something?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #554 on: November 19, 2010, 10:36:21 pm »
I like the face at the bottom.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.
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