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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762896 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #570 on: November 22, 2010, 08:49:16 pm »

Being quoted in the quote thread about a quote you said in the quote thread does not quote thread.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #571 on: November 22, 2010, 08:51:45 pm »

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #572 on: November 23, 2010, 03:39:58 pm »

take it out on other people's children, preferably when you grown old.  ;)
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #573 on: November 23, 2010, 11:00:48 pm »

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9:57 PM - Jay Gatsby: A game about the Cthulhu mythos degenerates into gay rape
9:58 PM - Thorinair: That's the way it always goes
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #574 on: November 23, 2010, 11:09:15 pm »

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #575 on: November 25, 2010, 10:46:08 am »

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #576 on: November 25, 2010, 08:07:54 pm »

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #577 on: November 25, 2010, 08:31:32 pm »

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i wonder if any random honky-tonk heterosexual nerds wander into /fag/ and read these threads and try to understand what the fuck is going on

Glee thread on 7chan.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #578 on: November 26, 2010, 12:53:52 am »

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #580 on: November 26, 2010, 06:56:16 pm »

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #582 on: November 26, 2010, 07:56:16 pm »

who does that count as?
zrk said troll, I added the points, ein added the of +1.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #583 on: November 26, 2010, 08:17:50 pm »

who does that count as?
zrk said troll, I added the points, ein added the of +1.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #584 on: November 27, 2010, 12:41:08 am »

Wow when I first read that I really thought it would endear you to me.

Nope.

Still hate you.
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