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Author Topic: Things that made you sad today thread.  (Read 9798203 times)

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16545 on: November 17, 2010, 07:38:08 pm »
Blort blort blort.  It's so hard to get from start to finish on an outline when I have only a vague idea as to what should come next.  I hate working from outline, and I am going to be thoroughly displeased if That Asshat yells more about how the outline needs more sex and murder.  Blahhhhhh.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16546 on: November 17, 2010, 08:31:03 pm »
How about murdering the idea of adding sex?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16547 on: November 17, 2010, 08:32:15 pm »
Quote from: Barbarossa the Seal God on November 17, 2010, 08:31:03 pm
How about murdering the idea of adding sex?

Hmmmm.  Yeah, that might be a good possibility.

Either that, or I could write a short story with a sex scene so disgusting and graphic that no one ever bothers me again >_>;;
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16548 on: November 17, 2010, 08:34:11 pm »
Issue with that.

What if they like it?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16549 on: November 17, 2010, 08:34:39 pm »
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

AND THEN POST IT HERE
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« Reply #16550 on: November 17, 2010, 08:35:39 pm »
Quote from: Criptfeind on November 17, 2010, 08:34:11 pm
Issue with that.

What if they like it?

Then... good lord, who knows.  I was thinking it would be massively kinky, but... if they liked it... well, that would be bad.


Quote from: Realmfighter on November 17, 2010, 08:34:39 pm
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

AND THEN POST IT HERE

No.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16551 on: November 17, 2010, 08:38:37 pm »
Quote from: Vector on November 17, 2010, 08:32:15 pm
Hmmmm.  Yeah, that might be a good possibility.

Either that, or I could write a short story with a sex scene so disgusting and graphic that no one ever bothers me again >_>;;
Just make sure you use terrible, terrible metaphors throughout.

Or just make it between the teacher of the class and the student in it you least like.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16552 on: November 17, 2010, 08:38:47 pm »
There is nothing too depraved that someone out there, by which we all know I probably mean Realmfighter, will find it arousing. You'll just have to hope that no one in your class has a DEPRAVITY RATING above...above...damnit, I keep trying to think of a pseudohomestuck-ish term, but they all end up sounding like some horrible fetish. This is all Al Gore's fault for inventing the internet.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16553 on: November 17, 2010, 08:39:38 pm »
Quote from: Leafsnail on November 17, 2010, 08:38:37 pm
Just make sure you use terrible, terrible metaphors throughout.

Or just make it between the teacher of the class and the student in it you least like.

Sadly, I think that person might be the teacher's wife.  She's a nice person most of the time, but... the yes-manning...
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16554 on: November 17, 2010, 08:40:41 pm »
Teachers wife is actually a guy, teacher is actually a girl.
« Last Edit: November 17, 2010, 08:43:00 pm by Realmfighter »
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« Reply #16555 on: November 17, 2010, 08:42:35 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on November 17, 2010, 08:40:41 pm
Teachers wife is actually a guy, teacher is actually a girl.

So... cross-dressing?  Hmm.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16556 on: November 17, 2010, 08:43:37 pm »
They are international spies, cross-dressing for some obnoxiously stupid reason.

And then they have horrible, horrible sex, preferably for another Obnoxiously stupid reason.
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« Reply #16557 on: November 17, 2010, 08:44:44 pm »
I think I personally prefer the model where they're a same-sex couple, but one is disguised so that they can more readily go about their daily lives in a homophobic world.

Too trite?  Maaaaaybe...
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16558 on: November 17, 2010, 08:45:37 pm »
Teacher gets raped by a robot.

Bonus troll-points:  He starts to like it after a bit.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16559 on: November 17, 2010, 08:46:05 pm »
Quote from: Vector on November 17, 2010, 08:44:44 pm
I think I personally prefer the model where they're a same-sex couple, but one is disguised so that they can more readily go about their daily lives in a homophobic world.

Too trite?  Maaaaaybe...
They both are not actually gay, but are international super spies and for some obnoxiously stupid reason they have sex and love yay.
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