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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762972 times)

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #510 on: November 09, 2010, 03:38:29 pm »

2:37 PM - [DFC]Cthulhu: Yeah, I don't get it.
2:37 PM - [DFC]Cthulhu: I dressed up as sexy Hitler this year
2:37 PM - [DFC]Cthulhu: No action at all
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #511 on: November 09, 2010, 04:10:48 pm »

Cool, someone decided to completely derail this into a rant about why it's okay to torture during wartime. That's super helpful and relevant.
Some POWs are women ;D
Some heterosexual realtionship are torturous.
Some heterosexual relationships save the lives of hundreds of people.
And some should be tried in Hague.

.... Pffffftahahahahahahha >_>
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #512 on: November 09, 2010, 04:12:23 pm »

G-Flex is the best straight man.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #513 on: November 09, 2010, 04:46:30 pm »

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<G-Flex> cultures aren't different
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #514 on: November 09, 2010, 05:20:53 pm »

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<G-Flex> cultures aren't different

I don't get it, what is funny?
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #515 on: November 09, 2010, 06:27:47 pm »

He just kept staring at me; the more I shot him, the more intent he got.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #516 on: November 09, 2010, 06:32:46 pm »

I was being tongue in cheek to your tongue in cheek.
Rawr.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #517 on: November 09, 2010, 09:54:16 pm »

Quote from: random guy on Reddit
When I masturbate I just ejaculate wherever and let it dry. Usually my bedsheets, which I wash every six months or so. Not that crusty.
Jegus.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #518 on: November 09, 2010, 09:58:04 pm »

Quote from: random guy on Reddit
When I masturbate I just ejaculate wherever and let it dry. Usually my bedsheets, which I wash every six months or so. Not that crusty.
Jegus.

Ew :P at the not washing bedsheets every six months.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #519 on: November 09, 2010, 10:35:19 pm »

I have no bedsheets to wash.
It's just a bunch of Pakistani, Turkoman, and Persian rugs.
And my blanket is a particularly thin Mexican rug.
All wool, all the time.

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #520 on: November 10, 2010, 01:50:56 am »

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<G-Flex> cultures aren't different

I don't get it, what is funny?

Cultures are different.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #521 on: November 10, 2010, 04:22:49 am »

It's not my fault you can't help but imagine teenager lesbians flying all over the place like soap on a slip'n'slide.
And then Jack had a bit more success in this thread.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #522 on: November 10, 2010, 08:43:09 am »

I have no bedsheets to wash.
It's just a bunch of Pakistani, Turkoman, and Persian rugs.
And my blanket is a particularly thin Mexican rug.
All wool, all the time.
That... does sound pretty cool.  Even if it introduces the possibility of fleas.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #523 on: November 10, 2010, 08:52:50 pm »

Quote from: A Berkeley CS professor
‎Ladies and gentlemen, Aristotle once said that there are only two great pleasures a human can have: sexual intercourse and thinking. Be prepared to experience the second of these... and I hope you all studied so that you don't experience the first. You may begin the exam.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #524 on: November 10, 2010, 09:50:09 pm »

I was getting gangraped by two spiders but somehow bounced my way into a little hole in a tree.  I managed to furiously defend myself by swordpoint against both spiders with half a heart left, [and] choke down some pork
Durhurhur, metaphors!
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