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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3420 on: December 22, 2010, 10:03:55 pm »
Let's stop being diplomatic, and just kill him like we all want to.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3421 on: December 22, 2010, 10:05:34 pm »
We can't kill the king, he hasn't surrendered the Nation yet!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3422 on: December 22, 2010, 10:06:23 pm »
We've encountered quite the conundrum... Hit it! Hit it with a stick!
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Twi

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3423 on: December 22, 2010, 10:08:12 pm »
That's why we're storming the castle.
ARMY, STORM THE CASTLE.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3424 on: December 22, 2010, 10:09:59 pm »
You tell them to storm the castle, but they're stopped by lack of drawbridge.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3425 on: December 22, 2010, 10:10:16 pm »
wait have ninja cats activate magic detectors!
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Twi

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3426 on: December 22, 2010, 10:11:30 pm »
Metamance a bridge to the castle for your army.
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RedWarrior0

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3427 on: December 22, 2010, 10:11:56 pm »
Giga meteor. When it's above the city, time stop it. Write a treaty which dispels the meteor and also surrenders the whole town to us. Also have an hourglass with "Time left for meteor time stop" written on it.

Or, kill a guard in a gruesome and dramatic fashion, then say, "As slayer of the king, I clam his kingdom!" Then notice the real king, and say, "This was the king, right?"
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3428 on: December 22, 2010, 10:15:10 pm »
"NothatwasnotthekingI'mthekingyoulunk."
"Guard#3!"
"Meh?"
"Nowstopmessingaroundandgoawayalreadywearen'tgettinganywhereandIhavestufftodo."

This King is obviously a master diplomat.
or a critic.
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

FuzzyZergling

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3429 on: December 22, 2010, 10:17:38 pm »
Stuff the King of Meh into your Bag of Holding.
We still have that, right?
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3430 on: December 22, 2010, 10:18:55 pm »
Cut the smalltalk and magically force the king to the wall with a meta-sword held to his throat. Remind him that this isn't diplomacy. We're telling him to hand over the kingdom, and if he doesn't agree to our terms we'll raze the thing to the ground.
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Twi

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3431 on: December 22, 2010, 10:19:11 pm »
Quote from: Lillipad on December 22, 2010, 10:18:55 pm
Cut the smalltalk and magically force the king to the wall with a meta-sword held to his throat. Remind him that this isn't diplomacy. We're telling him to hand over the kingdom, and if he doesn't agree to our terms we'll raze the thing to the ground.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3432 on: December 22, 2010, 10:21:52 pm »
He seems to be from a more realistic physics, none of our stuff is touching him.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3433 on: December 22, 2010, 10:22:20 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on December 22, 2010, 10:10:16 pm
wait have ninja cats activate magic detectors!
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Twi

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3434 on: December 22, 2010, 10:25:05 pm »
Interesting...
Find the Anti-Magic student and bring him here.
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