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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3405 on: December 22, 2010, 09:27:57 pm »
sooooooooooo do they have any magic schools?
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3406 on: December 22, 2010, 09:28:58 pm »
Not really.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3407 on: December 22, 2010, 09:30:19 pm »
Let the conquering commence?
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3408 on: December 22, 2010, 09:35:07 pm »
Meh.  ;D

(I'm typing it)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3409 on: December 22, 2010, 09:37:38 pm »
You charge into the Nation of Meh!

...Um, why did we charge in dramatically? theres like, nothing here. just the castle and that little village over there. Meh.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3410 on: December 22, 2010, 09:40:20 pm »
... blow your way into the castle dramatically with a yin yang bomb to make a drawbridge sphere
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3411 on: December 22, 2010, 09:47:27 pm »
Boom!

"WhatsthisIwasn'texpectingguests." says the King.
"Meh."says Guard 1.
"Meh."says Guard 2.
"meeeeeh." goes a goat.

What a strange reception. most people aren't...well, meh about having their door blown up, or smushed into a ball.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3412 on: December 22, 2010, 09:50:03 pm »
Order the surrender of the country, and declare the assimilation of Meh into our country of Rayk Figaro.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3413 on: December 22, 2010, 09:55:26 pm »
"What,yourcountrythatconsistsentirelyofasingletownandabunchofdrunkmidgetshiddenundersaidtown?Thatdoesn'tsoundlikeaverygoodidea.Whatsayyou,guard?"
"Meh."

You can't tell if you actually got anywhere there or not. The king talks both speedily and sarcastically at the same time, and the guard just repeats after the goat.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3414 on: December 22, 2010, 09:56:36 pm »
slow down time if possible so they will be comprehensible
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Twi

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3415 on: December 22, 2010, 09:56:50 pm »
Impress king with insane MAGIC.
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Lillipad

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« Reply #3416 on: December 22, 2010, 09:58:47 pm »
We have an army consisting of millions of mindless, soulless beasts. If he even tried to launch a full assault on our town he'd be crushed by said army and the dwarfs "trying" to stay hidden.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3417 on: December 22, 2010, 10:00:59 pm »
On a different note, the forums refuse to believe there are no new posts in this topic.
Well, except for this one.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3418 on: December 22, 2010, 10:02:01 pm »
"Yesyouhaveabigarmybutyouaren'tdoinganythingwithit,itsjustsittingoutsidewhileyoutalktomeafterassumingyou'reallowedtobediplomaticeventhoughyoublewupmygiantdoorinsteadofjustknockingpolitely. What,areyouanRPGheroorsomething?"
How did he do that? we slowed time and everything.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3419 on: December 22, 2010, 10:03:44 pm »
"No. I'm a wizard."

Have your army storm the castle dramatically.
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