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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 219392 times)

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3390 on: December 22, 2010, 08:46:12 pm »

You have found the Nation of Meh.
They are not roused by your arrival, and think you have a dumb name.
They probably will talk to you, though.

(the Nation of Meh is to the west of Reyk Figaro and to the far west of Zion's territory. I couldn't think of a good name, so I decided to use a funny video for this one.)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3391 on: December 22, 2010, 08:48:23 pm »

Huh.
TRADE RANDOM FANCY STUFF FOR METAL.
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3392 on: December 22, 2010, 08:49:05 pm »

Have the Legion invade and capture this nation. Rename it to Rayk Figaro once captured, making the town of Rayk Figaro the main city. Have the MASON'S!! guild of Meh enslaved once we have the nation of Rayk Figaro established.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3393 on: December 22, 2010, 08:55:28 pm »

The Nation of Meh does not have a MASON'S GUILD. They have the much cheaper (yet much less productive) MEHSONS GROUPTHING.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3394 on: December 22, 2010, 08:56:20 pm »

Then don't enslave them, it's only the MASON'S!! guild we have a deep grudge against.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3395 on: December 22, 2010, 08:57:33 pm »

send a ninja cat and see how similar they are to the masons guild
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3396 on: December 22, 2010, 08:58:59 pm »

You send your second ninja cat to check on them.
It comes back half asleep from boredom.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3397 on: December 22, 2010, 09:00:32 pm »

so what does it report
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3398 on: December 22, 2010, 09:03:39 pm »

That was the report. They're so completly opposite of the active, plotting, annoyingly overpriced MASON'S GUILD that the ninja cat almost fell asleep from boredom watching them.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3399 on: December 22, 2010, 09:06:33 pm »

... we should engineer an exchange program that will slowly lead to the MEHSONS GROUPTHING replacing the MASON'S GUILD
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3400 on: December 22, 2010, 09:09:52 pm »

We should keep the MASON'S!! guild around for comedic assassination value Furtuka. We'll give them random things to do so we can have a Ninja Cat assassinate the LotW.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3401 on: December 22, 2010, 09:11:31 pm »

good point
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3402 on: December 22, 2010, 09:15:38 pm »

Treat the MEHSONS GROUPTHING like you're training them to be Unsullied from Song of Ice and Fire
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3403 on: December 22, 2010, 09:17:10 pm »

Use magical untelligence (yes, untelligence) to find robot made factory of bone, then give it's builder a BOON of SPECIAL PARTS.
Rebuttal at the ready:
Not when you are ordered by breadbocks!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3404 on: December 22, 2010, 09:19:40 pm »

No.
Too silly to cameo my own thing from another one of my games in the same subforum.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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